Dude, I would seriously rethink the "regulars calling" idea. I think the company will know how they found out.
Yep this.
Better think it over a while longer and stop posting about it on the internet. I think you are "slapping" the guy you can reach instead of the one who needs it by bad mouthing your employer for some one else hitting your car.
Millions of people drive their car to work every day and park in company parking lots. Is Walmart liable for every employees car sitting out in their parking lot just because the greeter is on the clock? Don't matter how long you work there or how many times you've quit on them. They just aren't the ones who damaged your property.