U.S. States Ranked in Terms of Liklihood of Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

[TheDude]

Sorry, all! I'm the obese guy in Indiana dragging our ratings down!

rhino out!

Havent you heard, were all obese. I think if you don't fit into the 10lb range of height to weight ratio then....fat!

 

[HoughMade]

Havent you heard, were all obese. I think if you don't fit into the 10lb range of height to weight ratio then....fat!

The BMI is an evil tool of the great Satan "Jenny Craig"

Here I am, 6'3"- a few years ago, I was at 288#. I went all out weight loss and exercising and got down to 190#. At 190, I felt horrible. I was always cold. My tailbone hurt all the time. I had little energy....and I just barely nudged into the "normal" range on the fanciful BMI scale.

I gained back about 25#....was officially obese, never felt better in my life (and yes, a few more pounds since then).

BMI.....my hairy, white.....well, you get the idea

 

[femurphy77]

Nah, yer just a grey, chubby unicorn.....

He said chubby!

 

[singlesix]

I think I can handle the zombies, they are slow and don't need a double tap if the first is on target. It's the stupid panicking humans that have me worried. If I can get clear of them I'll be fine.

Those are the classic zombies, the nuvo zombies are fast and very aggressive.

 

[CathyInBlue]

Just when the whole zombie thing was quieting down you had to go and bring it up again?

Quieting down? Since when?

When I turn, CIB, I'm going after you first.

Ahhh, I'm flattered. If I catch up to you in one of my vehicles, you'll just be flatter.

Will be wearing a m'cycle helmet and lotsa make up.

What a coincidence. Me too!

 

[rhino]

He said chubby!

I can't argue with the truth. I am somewhat chubby.

​rhino out!

 

[level0]

Those are the classic zombies, the nuvo zombies are fast and very aggressive.

I'm going to need classic zombies! WWZ zombies are too much to handle.

 

[cobber]

Should the zombies enter an office building in Wisconsin, they’ll face a large number of people prepared to shoot zombies in confined areas because Wisconsin is home to the most laser tag enthusiasts per capita in America. Wisconsin is awesome.

Laser tag? That'll leave a mark on a zombie for sure.

 

[CathyInBlue]

Not sure if counts as 50th "quality" post.

 

[singlesix]

Not sure if counts as 50th "quality" post.

Ah give it to him, it's in line with the other 49 posts.

 

[shades171]

DC was 49th. Aren't they already Zombies?

 

[Johnny C]

Really? With the US's third largest base right here in southern indiana? I know where I'm going.

Urrr...If you are talking Crane, there are few military there.

 

[Bluestarbass]

Isnt there like one of those exercise race things where you run from zombies. My guess is people can't run from something like that as long as they think they could. I had to run to catch a plane this weekend and I about killed myself. I would guess your fitness level has more to do with it then your laser tag skills.

 

[Katana1]

There criteria are incomplete. A dense population is a minus, so is having a high crime rate to begin with. Zombies aren't going to be the only problem. What about the percentage of legal firearms owners in each state? Oh wait, NY and NJ don't want any. I'm also not sure I agree that TX would be lost. Fun exercise, but doesn't mean anything really.