Things you should never do Naked!!

[HandK]

That actually sounds like a good idea. I'm adding that to my ToDo for this weekend. "Naked Window Washing"

 

[lovemachine]

Never play fetch with your dog when naked.....that could hurt!

 

[steve666]

Make coffee in Virginia.

 

[bigg cheese]

This is clearly a Who's Line Is It, Anyway? game with, as Drew Carey would describe it -- "No chicks or booze"

 

[n9iui]

Hold a cat in one hand and a running Dust-buster in the other?

 

[Indy500]

Virginia walked funny for weeks after that.

Make coffee in Virginia.

 

[DocBoCook]

Kiss this woman:

Anyone else see the resemblance to the Movie "They Live!"?

 

[40calPUNISHER]

Be asked this question. "Is that a banana in your pocket?..... "

 

[Tactical Dave]

Drive on the toll road.

Naked driver arrested on toll road

 

[williamnewman1]

paintball (possibly mentioned but didnt see it )

 

[rjstew317]

jump a barbed wire fence.

 

[irishfan]

Cook bacon would be #1 for me.

 

[femurphy77]

Play with the cat! Not "THE" cat,just the cat!

 

[fire259]

Okay, I read all 28 pages of this thread an nobody mentioned picking Jalapenos and Habeneros from the garden.

 

[ljadayton]

Get abused by 4 Army Rangers

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...-i_was_abused_by_four_army_rangers_today.html

 

[A_Brit_In_Indy]

Go and ask your Mom where your clean underwear is

 

[BigGuyinMuncie]

Air dry in front of a medal bladed fan without a guard on it, I mean, at least, uhhhhh.....thats what I've heard.

BTW, nicknames "Shorty", but I'm 6'2" tall. lol

 

[kevman65]

Attend a midget convention

 

[revsaxon]

Clean a mass-spectrometer.

 

[us_agent]

Fall into a fire ant colony.