My wife asked me why she always gets the shotgun when we're shooting at the farm...
I said, without thinking, "I love the way it makes your (@@)'s bounce...
Thankfully she had just fired the last round and I had time to run!
My wife asked me why she always gets the shotgun when we're shooting at the farm...
I said, without thinking, "I love the way it makes your (@@)'s bounce...
Thankfully she had just fired the last round and I had time to run!
Wife - "Do these pants make me look fat?"
You - "It's not the pants that make you look fat."
My wife asked me why she always gets the shotgun when we're shooting at the farm...
I said, without thinking, "I love the way it makes your (@@)'s bounce...
Thankfully she had just fired the last round and I had time to run!
How about honey I am buying another gun.