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  • Birds Away

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    I've been on INGO for just over a year. This thread is to share some indisputable facts I have learned on INGO. Feel free to add yours.


    - If your carry gun isn't black, plastic and ugly then you are not serious about self defense.

    - Every gun for sale in the classifieds is LNIB, has less than 100 rounds down the barrel and is at least half again more valuable than the blue book says.

    - Lorcin, Davis, Jennings, Bryco, et al. are tacticool and are considered by dealers at gunshows to be "the best bang for the buck".

    - INGOERS hate repeat threads and will get downright snarky about it. Unless, of course, your thread is titled "what gun should I get?"

    - The only qualification you need to be a tactical trainer is to believe you are qualified. It helps if you wear t-shirts two sizes too small, curse a lot and threaten people online.

    - If you are not willing to throw your loaded gun down a flight of stairs to prove to everyone how safe it is then you just don't trust your gun.

    - In order to work in a gun store you must be very opionated. Knowledge of firearms is not a prerequisite.

    - If you own a gun that costs less than $500 then you don't love your family.

    - The number of posts in a thread has no relation to the actual quality of information available in said thread.

    - The worst nightmare that a Libertarian can imagine...is that a Libertarian would actually get elected President. But, it would be okay because they wouldn't be a "real" Libertarian.

    These are just a few. Feel free to pile on. See purple where you think it appropriate.
     

    printcraft

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    .....
    - The only qualification you need to be a tactical trainer is to believe you are qualified. It helps if you wear t-shirts two sizes too small, curse a lot and threaten people online, and have a youtube video thereby proving you are an expert in your field.
    .....

    FTFY :yesway:
     

    printcraft

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    Thanks.

    I forgot one.

    - If you don't think that John Moses Browning was a genius and is eligible for sainthood you have committed blasphemy punishable by six months chained in Printcraft's basement/dungeon.

    :D

    You make that sound like a bad thing. :(
     

    Mackey

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    - The only qualification you need to be a tactical trainer is to believe you are qualified. It helps if you wear t-shirts two sizes too small, curse a lot and threaten people online.

    I hope you're not referring to JY.
    You can say a lot of horse crap about him, but you can't say that he is not qualified to be a tactical trainer - check his resume, seriously.

    But anyway ....

    - Any thread that asks you to share something about yourself, (e.g. favorite song, etc) is bound to go viral (we love talking about ourselves).
    - If someone disagrees with you, but you don't have a good reply, then it is obligatory that you plead that negative rep be brought back.
    - To really tick someone off, reply to their post with a snarky comment and one of the following: :n00b::dunno:.
     

    TopDog

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    - Not everyone has a blue book to reference prices in the classifieds and so they base their selling price off of Gander Mountain's or Don's.

    - You don't have to have a point to post in a thread, just the will to argue.

    - Facts only matter when they support your point of view, otherwise they are irrelevant.
     

    giovani

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    Mackey will take a humorous thread and make it serious.

    All glocks blow up when using reloaded ammo.

    I am sure there are more, but I just got out of bed.
     

    GlockRock

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    I've been on INGO for just over a year. This thread is to share some indisputable facts I have learned on INGO. Feel free to add yours.


    - If your carry gun isn't black, plastic and ugly then you are not serious about self defense.

    - Every gun for sale in the classifieds is LNIB, has less than 100 rounds down the barrel and is at least half again more valuable than the blue book says.

    - Lorcin, Davis, Jennings, Bryco, et al. are tacticool and are considered by dealers at gunshows to be "the best bang for the buck".

    - INGOERS hate repeat threads and will get downright snarky about it. Unless, of course, your thread is titled "what gun should I get?"

    - The only qualification you need to be a tactical trainer is to believe you are qualified. It helps if you wear t-shirts two sizes too small, curse a lot and threaten people online.

    - If you are not willing to throw your loaded gun down a flight of stairs to prove to everyone how safe it is then you just don't trust your gun.

    - In order to work in a gun store you must be very opionated. Knowledge of firearms is not a prerequisite.

    - If you own a gun that costs less than $500 then you don't love your family.

    - The number of posts in a thread has no relation to the actual quality of information available in said thread.

    - The worst nightmare that a Libertarian can imagine...is that a Libertarian would actually get elected President. But, it would be okay because they wouldn't be a "real" Libertarian.

    These are just a few. Feel free to pile on. See purple where you think it appropriate.

    I love it. All are true.
     

    jeremy

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    I hope you're not referring to JY.
    You can say a lot of horse crap about him, but you can't say that he is not qualified to be a tactical trainer - check his resume, seriously.

    I have...
    Small town LEO...
    Small County LEO...
    A shortened tour as a Driver for a Contract Company in Iraq...
    Lots of Classes from other Training Companies...
     

    Stschil

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    At the edge of sanit
    And so, I must join in and add a few of the 'Indisputable INGO Facts' that I have learned

    1: OC is the ONLY way to carry if you truely support 2A

    2: If you OC, you are a money grubbing gold digger just looking for trouble and an easy payday

    3: If you OC, BG's will be somehow alerted by secret decoder ring signals to converge on your immediate location and shoot you first, whether they planned to rob the bank/convieniance store/fast food joint/public park etc you are in/at or not.

    4: 5 year old girls are more dangerous than cops

    5: No matter how trivial a traffic stop may be, someone will rush home and post a thread about it.

    6: News articles give enough 'Facts' to convict an alleged BG, fire a Police Officer, unless it involves a licensed gun owner, then it's just a typical liberal biased article and should be ignored.

    7: A vote for Johnson or Paul is a vote for Obama

    8: James Yeager is a god

    9: James Yeager is a hack.
     

    Indy_Guy_77

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    Some people are born with a stick up their ass. Others are born with their head up their ass.

    What about if there were some kind of Vlad the Impaler / Socialist amalgamation in which someone has a head on a sitck up their ass?

    -J-
     

    TopDog

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    And so, I must join in and add a few of the 'Indisputable INGO Facts' that I have learned

    1: OC is the ONLY way to carry if you truely support 2A

    2: If you OC, you are a money grubbing gold digger just looking for trouble and an easy payday

    3: If you OC, BG's will be somehow alerted by secret decoder ring signals to converge on your immediate location and shoot you first, whether they planned to rob the bank/convieniance store/fast food joint/public park etc you are in/at or not.

    4: 5 year old girls are more dangerous than cops

    5: No matter how trivial a traffic stop may be, someone will rush home and post a thread about it.

    6: News articles give enough 'Facts' to convict an alleged BG, fire a Police Officer, unless it involves a licensed gun owner, then it's just a typical liberal biased article and should be ignored.

    7: A vote for Johnson or Paul is a vote for Obama

    8: James Yeager is a god

    9: James Yeager is a hack.

    Numbers 5 & 6 are Golden on INGO. ;)
     

    hornadylnl

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    The only measure of patriotism is how much you wave your flag and how many republicans you vote for.
     

    KJQ6945

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    Things I've picked up on in my short time here.

    Purple is for sarcasm, black is for condescending.

    Both Gary Johnson supporters are active INGO members.

    Concerning beech grove firearms.... I should stay home.
     
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