"BACK" to work?
Earlier today a distraught man was found attempting to scale the White House fence.
The Secret Service has taken him into custody and is trying to calm him down and get him to return to the Oval Office to finish out his term.
They used nonlethal force to get him off the fence... A checkbook full of fake blank checks...
They used nonlethal force to get him off the fence... A checkbook full of fake blank checks...
yeah you know his normal routine......
supposed to fix the economy from 8-11am......he sleeps till noon
takes lunch from 12-3pm......supposed to do some other stuff to fix country from 3-7pm........he played call of duty while eating cheetos and drinking mountain dew code red. (heard he has went prestige 19 times.)
then after 7pm he relaxes in the abe lincoln room watching Jersey Shore and Teen Mom.
around midnight he decides to play a round of putt putt on white house lawn, then around 2am he goes back inside the white house, gives himself a pep talk and promises that starting tomorrow he will fix this country. he goes to sleep....
next day he wakes up at noon and forgot what happen the previous day due to the payote he picked up from Mt. Vesuvious while tripping with spider monkeys for 2 weeks.
yeah you know his normal routine......
supposed to fix the economy from 8-11am......he sleeps till noon
takes lunch from 12-3pm......supposed to do some other stuff to fix country from 3-7pm........he played call of duty while eating cheetos and drinking mountain dew code red. (heard he has went prestige 19 times.)
then after 7pm he relaxes in the abe lincoln room watching Jersey Shore and Teen Mom.
around midnight he decides to play a round of putt putt on white house lawn, then around 2am he goes back inside the white house, gives himself a pep talk and promises that starting tomorrow he will fix this country. he goes to sleep....
next day he wakes up at noon and forgot what happen the previous day due to the payote he picked up from Mt. Vesuvious while tripping with spider monkeys for 2 weeks.
Sounds like a pretty good job other than the Mountain Dew and you can only prestige 15 times...I'd bet he has all the guns done up in gold camo though.
No way, with " all the gun packing folks " out there.can you imagine havin that job ??????