The Official Status Update Thread:Part theweakerbrother (16)

[HotPocket]

 

[Westside]

Looked like a kid to me, but all that means is she was probably under 30.

hmmmmm.. Now if only I wasn't married.

 

[Westside]

Cause you're soooo old.

 

[Westside]

why do older relatives always think they know more than you do?

 

[HandK]

Had some fun with a cashier today.

Her: How are you today?
Me: Pretty good thanks.
Her: Do you have a rewards card?
Me: Yup.
Her: Can I see it?
Me: Nope
Her: Um, why not? It'll save you money.
Me: It's complicated.
Her: If you give me your name and address, I can give you the discount.
Me: If you give me yours too, then we'll be even.
Her: Sir, that'll be $XX.XX
Me: (As I hand her cash) Does this mean you don't like me anymore?
Her: Your change is $XX.XX, have a nice day.
Me: Thanks. Do you still want my name and address?
Her: (totally ignoring me now and speaking to the next person in line) And how are YOU today?

I know I hate it when they ask for a phone number!!

them, can I have your phone number?

Me; Excuse me I'm paying in cash!!!

them; We still need it for our system!!

Me; what if I was homeless and didn't have a phone

them; then we need a zip code!

Me; but I just told you I was homeless

at this point I get 1 of 2 things a roll of the eyes and they put in their code, Or the really blank stare like I just overloaded their circuit board!

 

[HandK]

why do older relatives always think they know more than you do?

Cause most of the time we do!!

 

[Westside]

I know I hate it when they ask for a phone number!!
them, can I have your phone number?

Me; Excuse me I'm paying in cash!!!

them; We still need it for our system!!

Me; what if I was homeless and didn't have a phone

them; then we need a zip code!

Me; but I just told you I was homeless

at this point I get 1 of 2 things a roll of the eyes and they put in there code, Or the really blank stare like I just overloaded there circuit board!

That's pretty good too. I might have to try that.

 

[HotPocket]

why do older relatives always think they know more than you do?

Cause, they're older than you. Duh

 

[Westside]

Cause most of the time we do!!

if you were my uncle, I would believe you know more about guns then me. But I will not believe that HK is guns. ANd only the Bushmaster or Rock River "tactical" ARs are any good while everything else is

 

[Westside]

Cause, they're older than you. Duh

touche'

 

[Westside]

I liked when he was telling me about his gun and I asked what length gas system it had he said 16".

 

[Westside]

oh yeah pownage is mine again.

 

[HandK]

if you were my uncle, I would believe you know more about guns then me. But I will not believe that HK is guns. ANd only the Bushmaster or Rock River "tactical" ARs are any good while everything else is

Ok so you where smarter than him!!

 

[Westside]

Ok so you where smarter than him!!

I think he used the "tactical" 5 times in one sentence to describe his gun. I asked him if it had a tactical MILK DUDS holder on the quad-rail and he said know but I saw the wheels turning in his head.

 

[HandK]

I liked when he was telling me about his gun and I asked what length gas system it had he said 16".

Ok maybe you need to just scream BS in his face and tell him he's to stupid to own guns and drop them all off to you for forfeit!! and never speak of the matter again!!

 

[Westside]

then he talked about the crappy chrome lined barrels having to be re-chromed every year. I asked if he was shooting corrosive ammo and his response was the guys are ex-special forces, , they don't shoot corrosive ammo. I didn't even asked how often he cleaned it.

 

[Westside]

Ok maybe you need to just scream BS in his face and tell him he's to stupid to own guns and drop them all off to you for forfeit!! and never speak of the matter again!!

The thought crossed my mind a couple of times.

 

[Westside]

Have to go move laundry be back in a minute.

 

[HandK]

The thought crossed my mind a couple of times.

LOL, I don't think I could have held it back after the Chrome & Special forces comments!!

 

[HandK]

And!