The Official Status Update Thread: Part 98 - Saving Private Ryan

[jagee]

SkullDaddy's Midget Mowing Strippers are now ready to serve the Indianapolis area!! Thats right my Mighty Midget Mowers will cut and smoke your grass, manscape or trim your bush!! Till Sunday all Lurkers get 50% off!! CALL NOW !

Grass was cut (not smoked) last night...however the bushes could use a trim...50% off is a good deal depending on the original price...

 

[jagee]

You forgot the midget clown candy striper strippers.

You stop that. You stop it right meow!

 

[db1959]

and howdy StD

 

[mom45]

Greedy bastards is what's going on!

I know...that blue bus has the 40 gallon tank! I cannot handle $4 a gallon! My daughter almost had a stroke (and she is too young for that) when she saw that it cost me $66 for a 1/4 tank of gas! I don't let it get below 3/4 before I fill it...I learned after the first fill when we sailed past $100 and kept on going.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

SkullDaddy's Midget Mowing Strippers are now ready to serve the Indianapolis area!! Thats right my Mighty Midget Mowers will cut and smoke your grass, manscape or trim your bush!! Till Sunday all Lurkers get 50% off!! CALL NOW !

I need some odd jobs done!

 

[db1959]

You stop that. You stop it right meow!

Hey now, lets keep the cats out of this.

Are there midget cats?

 

[mom45]

Hi Dad!! Do they cut down trees too? Are they good with splitting and stacking too? We have an evil ****ing tree that needs finished off!

 

[jagee]

Hey now, lets keep the cats out of this.

Are there midget cats?

I think they call them kittens.

 

[actaeon277]

What's up???

The cost of EVERYTHING is going up.
It's what happens when they print up too much money.

And it was intentionally done, to reduce the value of the debt.
Side effect, it also reduces the value of your savings.

 

[mom45]

Oh...I might need some midget cats! What color are they? What do they do? Will Leroy like them?

 

[jagee]

Hi Dad!! Do they cut down trees too? Are they good with splitting and stacking too? We have an evil ****ing tree that needs finished off!

Speaking of...we're going camping in a couple of weeks and could use some firewood...if only Knox was closer to Lawrence...

 

[db1959]

I think they call them kittens.

Hmmm....full grown midget cats then

 

[KJQ6945]

12 hour day is over!

 

[actaeon277]

Ok. Gotta clean guns.
And look for my NAA mini-22. Darn thing's so small, I think it's under a pile of papers somewhere.

 

[jagee]

Hmmm....full grown midget cats then

I got nothin.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

You stop that. You stop it right meow!

Dispatching minion of Clown Midget Candy striper strippers to jags house!! I small car with 50 of 'em should be there shortly!!

and howdy StD

Howdy db!! How ya feeling tonite??

 

[jagee]

12 hour day is over!

 

[jagee]

Dispatching minion of Clown Midget Candy striper strippers to jags house!! I small car with 50 of 'em should be there shortly!!

Howdy db!! How ya feeling tonite??

Whoa whoa whoa...we never talked price...50% off is a good deal depending on original price, I may not be able to afford it...

 

[mom45]

Speaking of...we're going camping in a couple of weeks and could use some firewood...if only Knox was closer to Lawrence...

Hubby sold a neighbor a loader bucket full of bonfire wood the other day for $20. He was going to give it to them, but they insisted on paying something. I like our good neighbors!

Hmmm....full grown midget cats then

Yeah...what he said. We do not allow kittens here.

12 hour day is over!

Hi KJQ

 

[MrsGungho]

evening sd, jagee

bout time for this old lady to hit the sack and everyone shows up