The Official Status Update Thread: Part 97 - The Fifth Elephant

[Jenn]

Screw you both. I would rather be tired than whatever the hell this is. My stomach felt a little weird all night. Now it's beyond weird. Now my body is trying to expel my entrails through any orifice possible

Sounds scary... Do you have the flu?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Nope. Definitely not

I never let the facts get in the way of a good thread!!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Sounds scary... Do you have the flu?

Pretty sure I do. The other manager at work was out sick with it for 3 days. Makes sense that's what it is with me too. And that sucks. I haven't had a stomach flu in over a decade.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Silly.....don't you know horses can't ????

I'm learning so much tonight!!!

 

[X piller X]

Oh, I hope this isn't a fellow member on here. But something funny (to me) happened today. I got a chuckle and you guys probably will too..

So me and my friend, who I've been helping shop for a handgun are out at GM coonfingering. There was a young man, with his lady friend a couple displays over. They are joking with the employee while messing with a full size desert eagle .50 The girl is holding the pistol, slide locked back and I notice she can't fit her hand around the handle, and cant figure out how to release the slide. The man looks over to me, and says "if you saw her carrying this would you be scared", to which I respond "yeah, I'd be scared she is going to hurt herself". He kinda gets a little attitude and says "this lady knows how to handle a gun okay..." Me and my friend laugh and carry on about our business, for about 5 minutes at least, I notice the employee is trying his best to teach this girl how to release the slide. I assume she was so tiny, and weak she didnt have the strength to pull it back.

If that is knowing how to handle a gun, I need to start charging for my "expertise"

 

[Jenn]

Here's a pic of me, Sylvain and RnR!!

What about me?
You forgot the

 

[RedneckReject]

I never let the facts get in the way of a good thread!!!!

Yeah but fortunately pretty much all of INGO knows you're full of

 

[chezuki]

Screw you both. I would rather be tired than whatever the hell this is. My stomach felt a little weird all night. Now it's beyond weird. Now my body is trying to expel my entrails through any orifice possible

You need one of these...

 

[RedneckReject]

You need one of these...

I think perhaps you're right

 

[Jenn]

Oh, I hope this isn't a fellow member on here. But something funny (to me) happened today. I got a chuckle and you guys probably will too..

So me and my friend, who I've been helping shop for a handgun are out at GM coonfingering. There was a young man, with his lady friend a couple displays over. They are joking with the employee while messing with a full size desert eagle .50 The girl is holding the pistol, slide locked back and I notice she can't fit her hand around the handle, and cant figure out how to release the slide. The man looks over to me, and says "if you saw her carrying this would you be scared", to which I respond "yeah, I'd be scared she is going to hurt herself". He kinda gets a little attitude and says "this lady knows how to handle a gun okay..." Me and my friend laugh and carry on about our business, for about 5 minutes at least, I notice the employee is trying his best to teach this girl how to release the slide. I assume she was so tiny, and weak she didnt have the strength to pull it back.

If that is knowing how to handle a gun, I need to start charging for my "expertise"

The desert eagle definitely would not be my choice for a gun, but I would try handling a baby one possibly. I'm lucky that I have Man hands though, and long fingers my hands don't like the Lcp, shield, or the walthers in 380. Besides, I don't think that many people would want to carry a full size desert eagle?

 

[Sylvain]

Oh boy ...

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Yeah but fortunately pretty much all of INGO knows you're full of

True!! But not under my new name : I'mNotFullOf,45!

 

[RedneckReject]

Hot showers always help....

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

 

[RedneckReject]

We look so cute together

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

We look so cute together

QFT!!
now my tummy feels funny, sympathy flu?

 

[Jenn]

Good thing RnR isn't on the left

I'm about to go to bed, see ya guys later.

Night!

 

[Birds Away]

 

[RedneckReject]

QFT!!
now my tummy feels funny, sympathy flu?

Maybe

I was super hungry so I just ate some soup. We'll see how it goes

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Howdy BA!! Don't stand to close to RnR! She's poop posting!!!