You can always come to work, let me go home.
Just put on a moustache.
Wear a hard hat.
And if you get a call, &$%€¥ and moan about not having parts or enough people.
I can handle that. Be right there. I think I still have my Bob the Builder hardhat from Halloween a few years ago.
Damn, I thought I still had pictures of that. I spray painted my own toolbelt yellow, spray painted a hardhat yellow, and put on a red plaid shirt and denim overalls.