The Official Status Update Thread: Part 92 - Neverending Winter

[Sylvain]

Im hungry.

 

[chezuki]

Oh and my phone won't charge now. I'm pretty sure the charging port is dead so I have to either get a new phone and have mine fixed.

Sorry about your ****ty luck lately! What kind of phone? I've replaced a couple charging ports on iPhones.

 

[chezuki]

Also...

COFFEE IS NOT WORKING!!

WTF? I've drank so much my **** smells like coffee and I'm still sleepy!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Im hungry.

Are you really hungry, or are still pretending to be me? Cause that a great imitation of me!

 

[chezuki]

Help me 5hr Energy, you're my only hope!

 

[RedneckReject]

So is car #1 running now?

Car number one is running I drove it to work and back. It randomly died just a few houses down. Battery was dead and it wouldn't start back up. It has alternator problems so it's not surprising. It did suck though trying to do everything in this weather.

 

[Sylvain]

Also...

COFFEE IS NOT WORKING!!

WTF? I've drank so much my **** smells like coffee and I'm still sleepy!!

Sleepy too.

Are you really hungry, or are still pretending to be me? Cause that a great imitation of me!

I dont need to pretend I'm hungry.

 

[RedneckReject]

You need a RnR!

Yes....yes I do

 

[RedneckReject]

Also...

COFFEE IS NOT WORKING!!

WTF? I've drank so much my **** smells like coffee and I'm still sleepy!!

Mine always smells like coffee. It's kind of intriguing

 

[RedneckReject]

Sorry about your ****ty luck lately! What kind of phone? I've replaced a couple charging ports on iPhones.

No it's a Nexus. I've had it for a while now so it's time for it to go I guess

 

[Sylvain]

Help me 5hr Energy, you're my only hope!

That's like drinking ****.
With all the coffee you had your urine probably has more caffeine than you would find in that little bottle anyway and it would taste just the same.

 

[Sylvain]

Mine always smells like coffee. It's kind of intriguing

I finally got more coffee.I was out for a day.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Car number one is running I drove it to work and back. It randomly died just a few houses down. Battery was dead and it wouldn't start back up. It has alternator problems so it's not surprising. It did suck though trying to do everything in this weather.

Working on anything in this crap sucks! I hired a guy to plow my driveway in Michigan the other day. I just didn't want to even walk out in this ****! Wife got mad, told her next time she can shovel her lil *** off! Didn't hear anything after that!

 

[chezuki]

That's like drinking ****.
With all the coffee you had your urine probably has more caffeine than you would find in that little bottle anyway and it would taste just the same.

Great idea! I'm going to try that right away...

...WAIT A MINUTE!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Working on anything in this crap sucks! I hired a guy to plow my driveway in Michigan the other day. I just didn't want to even walk out in this ****! Wife got mad, told her next time she can shovel her lil *** off! Didn't hear anything after that!

You can't push a car with another car with roads the way they are. Dear Lord it was awful. We ended up getting mad and ramming them together (ok not really ramming but it wasn't gentle either). At least nothing is in the middle of the road now

 

[Sylvain]

Great idea! I'm going to try that right away...

...WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Bear Grylls does it.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

You can't push a car with another car with roads the way they are. Dear Lord it was awful. We ended up getting mad and ramming them together (ok not really ramming but it wasn't gentle either). At least nothing is in the middle of the road now

I hate car problems. My daughter has a jeep that she can't seem to keep running! We're lucky cause there's always a spare one in the garage. I sure hope your luck gets better soon!

 

[actaeon277]

Car number one is running I drove it to work and back. It randomly died just a few houses down. Battery was dead and it wouldn't start back up. It has alternator problems so it's not surprising. It did suck though trying to do everything in this weather.

If the alternator isn't working, then the car's electrical is running off the battery. Which will keep killing the battery. Kill the battery enough, and it will stay dead.

You can't push a car with another car with roads the way they are. Dear Lord it was awful. We ended up getting mad and ramming them together (ok not really ramming but it wasn't gentle either). At least nothing is in the middle of the road now

Careful with that. Could end up with an airbag in the face.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

If the alternator isn't working, then the car's electrical is running off the battery. Which will keep killing the battery. Kill the battery enough, and it will stay dead.



Careful with that. Could end up with an airbag in the face.

You off tonight?

 

[Sylvain]

Im off guys.Have a good night!