The Official Status Update Thread: Part 92 - Neverending Winter

[MrsGungho]

My ass is cracked.

there's a joke here somewhere

 

[SEIndSAM]

Go to the Home Depot, then go to the Concrete area. They sell a caulking that is a "crack filler".

Fix you right up.

 

[Frosty]

My ass is cracked and leaking, will crack filler seal it to?

 

[chocktaw2]

there's a joke here somewhere

I tried!

Go to the Home Depot, then go to the Concrete area. They sell a caulking that is a "crack filler".

Fix you right up.

I've seen that stuff.

 

[chocktaw2]

My ass is cracked and leaking, will crack filler seal it to?

Oh no, the leaking can be messy.

 

[chocktaw2]

Depends

 

[SEIndSAM]

I tried!

I've seen that stuff.

Seriously, when I worked for GE Silicones, they had a College guy call in to Customer Service. Had gotten drunk and his friends had used it on him. Wanted to know how to get it off.

 

[chocktaw2]

If your standing or sitting.

 

[chocktaw2]

Seriously, when I worked for GE Silicones, they had a College guy call in to Customer Service. Had gotten drunk and his friends had used it on him. Wanted to know how to get it off.

OUCH, so, how does one get it off?

 

[SEIndSAM]

OUCH, so, how does one get it off?

It was a polyurethane crack filler, there is no solvent that will remove it. They told him he would need to go to the ER and have it cut out.

 

[chocktaw2]

It was a polyurethane crack filler, there is no solvent that will remove it. They told him he would need to go to the ER and have it cut out.

That would involve the removal of tissue!

 

[MrsGungho]

It was a polyurethane crack filler, there is no solvent that will remove it. They told him he would need to go to the ER and have it cut out.

omg, bad joke gone real bad

 

[chocktaw2]

omg, bad joke gone real bad

I be thinking the same thing, omg.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Yeah, I wouldn't have wanted to be that dude. Gee, drunk college guys doing something stupid, what a surprise.

 

[Frosty]

Yeah, I wouldn't have wanted to be that dude. Gee, drunk college guys doing something stupid, what a surprise.

This sounds like a good reason to shoot a few people...

 

[MrsGungho]

I'm going to the corner and relieving Sandy so she can pee, and get my diet pepsi.

Hate Sunday morning, Sandy is there from 7-11am alone, she takes a potty break when I come in

 

[chocktaw2]

This sounds like a good reason to shoot a few people...

At least a

 

[SEIndSAM]

I'm going to the corner and relieving Sandy so she can pee, and get my diet pepsi.

Hate Sunday morning, Sandy is there from 7-11am alone, she takes a potty break when I come in

Yep, I was just thinking about going for my morning Diet Pepsi too.

 

[SEIndSAM]

This sounds like a good reason to shoot a few people...

I guess the moral of the story is not to get so drunk that you pass out. Bad things happen if your that blasted.

 

[chocktaw2]

I guess the moral of the story is not to get so drunk that you pass out. Bad things happen if your that blasted.

This^^^^^^^^^