The Official Status Update Thread: Part 92 - Neverending Winter

[jagee]

I'm back.

Had a beer with the boss, he said since Heir Obama wants to give minimum wage workers an almost 50% raise, he's going to put a 50% one in for all of us...don't think it'll fly with the higher ups though.

Got home, put some bacon wrapped asparagus in the oven along with some salmon filets for dinner...now I wait...

 

[RedneckReject]

you don't shoot a chicken that's for dinner, grab him by the neck, grab his head with the other hand and give it a quick, hard twist!

I don't want to eat it!!! I want it to die a slow torturous death!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

That's too much work and too much mess. Just dump it into a hog trough

If I could get away with shooting it I would

you don't shoot chickens, you break their neck

Oh no....not this one. This one I WANT to shoot....with bb's....repeatedly.

I don't want to eat it!!! I want it to die a slow torturous death!

What the hell did you girls drink! I'm a little scared!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I'm back.

Had a beer with the boss, he said since Heir Obama wants to give minimum wage workers an almost 50% raise, he's going to put a 50% one in for all of us...don't think it'll fly with the higher ups though.

Got home, put some bacon wrapped asparagus in the oven along with some salmon filets for dinner...now I wait...

Why would you **** up bacon by wrapping it around asparagus??

 

[RedneckReject]

What the hell did you girls drink! I'm a little scared!!

If you lived next door to this thing and it tormented you like it does me you would understand. I absolutely hate animal abuse in any way shape or form, but I would make an exception for this thing

 

[jagee]

Why would you **** up bacon by wrapping it around asparagus??

We planned on salmon and asparagus for dinner tonight and had some bacon in the fridge...I'm not ****ing up the bacon, I'm improving the asparagus.

 

[Frosty]

We planned on salmon and asparagus for dinner tonight and had some bacon in the fridge...I'm not ****ing up the bacon, I'm improving the asparagus.

This man right here is an optimist, bat crazy, but an optimist!!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

We planned on salmon and asparagus for dinner tonight and had some bacon in the fridge...I'm not ****ing up the bacon, I'm improving the asparagus.

That's sound better! But if you really want to improve asparagus, put it in a big bag, tie up the end, and throw it away! It's way better that way.

 

[jagee]

This man right here is an optimist, bat crazy, but an optimist!!!

Who me?!?

I'm trying to lose weight and be healthy, thus the salmon and asparagus...I'm also in the bacon of the month club and had bacon in the fridge that I HAD to use...

 

[MrsGungho]

What the hell did you girls drink! I'm a little scared!!

water

been a long week, to many disgruntled customers and I have to dream of "fun" things to do

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

If you lived next door to this thing and it tormented you like it does me you would understand. I absolutely hate animal abuse in any way shape or form, but I would make an exception for this thing

So, if I'm reading between the lines correctly, you've come to snuff the rooster!! Very cool!!

 

[aaron580]

I should cook some bacon to go with my beer

 

[RedneckReject]

So, if I'm reading between the lines correctly, you've come to snuff the rooster!! Very cool!!

Oh I hate you....now I will have that song in my head all night

 

[jagee]

I should cook some bacon to go with my beer

Yes, yes you should

 

[jagee]

Oh I hate you....now I will have that song in my head all night

[video=youtube;uAE6Il6OTcs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uAE6Il6OTcs[/video]

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Oh I hate you....now I will have that song in my head all night

Standing tall machine gun horse, they can't spit on me cause I'm tall of course! Love that song!!

 

[Sylvain]

 

[RedneckReject]

Standing tall machine gun horse, they can't spit on me cause I'm tall of course! Love that song!!

I was never a big fan of AIC but I know the song well

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Twerker, streaker, coffee drinking lurker! Man of many hats!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Excitement, excitement, excitement!!!! I can drive again after tomorrow!