The Official Status Update Thread: Part 92 - Neverending Winter

[chocktaw2]

I could **** in a bucket on the 50 yard line of the Super Bowl! Wouldn't bother me one bit!!

OK

 

[chocktaw2]

They get more winter than us! Who would want to go up there?!?!

Not "who" again, once a week is enough.

 

[jagee]

Time for our 5 o'clock Friday meeting...beers with the boss. Catch ya'll later!

 

[mom45]

I am sitting at my desk on the computer. I am looking out the window at the street. A large Black male is walking south. No big deal as we get a ton of foot traffic. This guy stops, looks at my Navigator parked in the drive, walks up in front of it out of my view. By that time I am moving out the door. I get out there as he is un-zipping and about to take a wizz in the driveway.....He sees me standing there (yes, I am armed) and near castrates himself running away. I hope he pissed his pants. I need to have a drink. WTF...........

I would have been yelling "we don't like yellow snow" or something like that! No video??

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Not "who" again, once a week is enough.

I love The Who! Great band! Crazy drummer!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Why am I so tired???

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Later Jag! Tell yer boss SkullDaddy said to give you a raise! Or if not, to kiss my ***!!

 

[mom45]

Shut the **** up jag! I'm trying to make a sale here!! Jeez o peez!

Who wouldn't want to buy it? There are benefits to being snowed in! (Is that better, SD45?)

We LOVE snow...it's so pretty....

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Why am I so tired???

Cause horses sleep standing up!!

 

[SEIndSAM]

Gooood evening Ingo

 

[mom45]

Why am I so tired???

Hi RNR....maybe from working too much? How are the munchkins?

 

[mom45]

Hi Sam!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Who wouldn't want to buy it? There are benefits to being snowed in! (Is that better, SD45?)

We LOVE snow...it's so pretty....

You are so wise mom!! CM! Listen to Mom!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Howdy do Sam! We're all going to CM's house and pee'ing on his driveway! Not sure why, but all the cool kids are doing it!!

 

[Frosty]

You are so wise mom!! CM! Listen to Mom!!

Hellloooo skulldaddy, you know what to do, that's right big boy... SHUT THE **** UP!!!

 

[mom45]

You are so wise mom!! CM! Listen to Mom!!

I used to be married to a car salesman a LONG time ago!

 

[SEIndSAM]

Anyone have any nonviolent ways or suggestions on getting a guy to leave my 15yr old daughter alone??

 

[chocktaw2]

I love The Who! Great band! Crazy drummer!!

not crazy drummer,they played back to him instead of vice versa

 

[SEIndSAM]

I can't post what i would like to do.

 

[chocktaw2]

Why am I so tired???

will wear you down.