The Official Status Update Thread: Part 92 - Neverending Winter

[jdmack79]

Ya hate motorcycles and white castles?? For god sake man! But you do like guns, it's a wash then.

White Castle is like Long John Silver's to me. I get cravings and can tolerate it once or twice a year, but never more.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Your like a ninja!! Didn't see ya!

 

[Sylvain]

I think a horse is lurking around.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I think a horse is lurking around.

A lurking horse? Is it possible?

 

[jdmack79]

It's early morning. Are you going to work soon Sylvain?

 

[Sylvain]

 

[Sylvain]

It's early morning. Are you going to work soon Sylvain?

No not soon.Need a nap first.
And food.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I've seen a French man twerk, and a Indy horse lurk! I've seen it all!!

 

[Sylvain]

I've seen a French man twerk, and a Indy horse lurk! I've seen it all!!

She thinks we cant notice her big butt sticking out.

 

[RedneckReject]

A lurking horse? Is it possible?

Yes and this lurking horse is seriously and quite literally ready to just cry. I am so beyond frustrated right now

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

It's early morning. Are you going to work soon Sylvain?

Work?? I thought you were royalty! King Sylvain!

 

[Sylvain]

Yes and this lurking horse is seriously and quite literally ready to just cry. I am so beyond frustrated right now

What's wrong?
Something bad happened at work again???

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Yes and this lurking horse is seriously and quite literally ready to just cry. I am so beyond frustrated right now

That's not good! What's wrong?

 

[Sylvain]

Work?? I thought you were royalty! King Sylvain!

I'm not king anymore.
It was for the King's cake, so just for one day.

 

[RedneckReject]

Work was fine. It's just that ALL of our cars are down right now. The alternator on the Crown Vic is out. The Riviera just had the supercharger take a dump. The Escort needs to just be pushed off a cliff and blown up. And we are completely and totally broke due to hours being cut for both of us. If this could have just waited about two weeks we would be fine. We have a pretty good sized tax return coming and we could take care of it all

 

[jdmack79]

No not soon.Need a nap first.
And food.

Edited to keep people from getting angry.

 

[jdmack79]

Work was fine. It's just that ALL of our cars are down right now. The alternator on the Crown Vic is out. The Riviera just had the supercharger take a dump. The Escort needs to just be pushed off a cliff and blown up. And we are completely and totally broke due to hours being cut for both of us. If this could have just waited about two weeks we would be fine. We have a pretty good sized tax return coming and we could take care of it all

I hope things get better for you two. At least you all have some guns to sell if you get desperate. I know it doesn't mean much from a stranger, but things will get better.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

What do you do for a living Sylvain? I bet you don't get guns pointed at you like I do.

I work in Gary, bet I get more guns pointed at me!! Sylvain is a professional Twerker! One of the best!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Oh and to top it all off, now the Crown Vic has a vacuum leak from hell and is burning fuel at an unbelievable rate. Now I need to see if I can find someone to run some fuel line out to crazy man at work so he can try to rig the leak

 

[jdmack79]

I work in Gary, bet I get more guns pointed at me!! Sylvain is a professional Twerker! One of the best!!

Edited to keep people from getting angry.