The Official Status Update Thread: Part 91 - Snowmageddon 2 (The White Death)

[Sylvain]

Look, I don't keep my girlish figure fighting and doing physical things, I'd rather just use the pistol... I need the practice anyway!

Twerking keeps me fit for street fights.

 

[mom45]

****ing church and Sylvain... ****ers!!!

Careful there, Frosty....you are going to end up having a major melt down!

 

[jdmack79]

Can you understand the locals or do they speak English like in the US?

Sir, you gots spair changes? I need money for a sammich.

They are still more understandable than that Harleyrider guy on INGO.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

****ing church and Sylvain... ****ers!!!

Be careful, Church will smack ya with his cane! And when Sylvain is twerking, well god knows what might smack ya when he gets going!

 

[Sylvain]

Be careful, Church will smack ya with his cane! And when Sylvain is twerking, well god knows what might smack ya when he gets going!

For safety reasons I have to wear my speedo when I twerk in front of a crowd.

 

[Frosty]

Be careful, Church will smack ya with his cane! And when Sylvain is twerking, well god knows what might smack ya when he gets going!

I think I'll take the cane over anything Sylvain is going to hit me with!!!

 

[Frosty]

Careful there, Frosty....you are going to end up having a major melt down!

It's ok, I can just go outside and roll around to rebuild!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

For safety reasons I have to wear my speedo when I twerk in front of a crowd.

Understandable! People have had eye injuries from being to close to professional twerkers.

 

[Frosty]

Sir, you gots spair changes? I need money for a sammich.

They are still more understandable than that Harleyrider guy on INGO.

Did you tell them you only carry $100 bills and walk away slowly?

 

[Sylvain]

I think I will do like the old man and get some rest.

 

[Frosty]

I think I will do like the old man and get some rest.

i hate to admit it but Sylvain has a good idea there, y'all have a good night!

 

[Sylvain]

i hate to admit it but Sylvain has a good idea there, y'all have a good night!

Night everyone!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Hey mom, my daughter made it in from Green Bay tonight! She drive thou all this crap! She's crazy like her, , , Mother!!

 

[mom45]

Good night everyone. Stay safe and stay warm...I'm logging off as well. Lots of shoveling to do again tomorrow but nowhere to go. Everything is closed!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Good nite Sylvain, good nite and shut the **** up Frosty!

 

[mom45]

Hey mom, my daughter made it in from Green Bay tonight! She drive thou all this crap! She's crazy like her, , , Mother!!

OMG! She is crazy....yeah...like her mother....glad she is safe and at home. These dang kids...I told my daughter I was either going to need to dye my hair to cover all the new gray that she created today or that I was going to need more booze...I'm opting for the booze (in moderation of course). I can live with the gray!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

OMG! She is crazy....yeah...like her mother....glad she is safe and at home. These dang kids...I told my daughter I was either going to need to dye my hair to cover all the new gray that she created today or that I was going to need more booze...I'm opting for the booze (in moderation of course). I can live with the gray!

Yup, my lil princess has put alot of white in these whiskers!

 

[mom45]

Yup, my lil princess has put alot of white in these whiskers!

I always blamed my gray on my son, but it seems he has created less and less more recently and his sister has taken over with creating worry for me. Oh well...off I go. Good night all.

 

[Suprtek]

Uh oh, our power has gone out 3 times in the last 10 minutes. If it stays out I'm gonna find the closest house with a chimney and take over.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I always blamed my gray on my son, but it seems he has created less and less more recently and his sister has taken over with creating worry for me. Oh well...off I go. Good night all.

Night mom!