The Official Status Update Thread: Part 90 - HOME ALONe

[churchmouse]

I work everyday all day.... Just to get away from a horse and 2 bratty kids that I dont think are mine.....














I mean I work hard to provide for them and love them dearly........ Do Horses like Roses?

Oh boy...........

You on evenings still??

 

[Snapdragon]

Got my LTCH today. Sixteen days.

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Yep usually 5-6am or so.......

 

[Sylvain]

Got my LTCH today. Sixteen days.

 

[RedneckReject]

I work everyday all day.... Just to get away from a horse and 2 bratty kids that I dont think are mine.....














I mean I work hard to provide for them and love them dearly........ Do Horses like Roses?

I heard somewhere that they prefer lilacs or gardenias

 

[MikeDVB]

I think I'm going to eat another lemon...

 

[SaintsNSinners]

I need to find someone to make and host a website cheap...

 

[MikeDVB]

I need to find someone to make and host a website cheap...

Lol - we host em but we don't make em. That said - WordPress is easy.

 

[Frosty]

I can't disagree with you. It is hard to fit in up here. People from this area seem to have a 6th sense relative to "outsiders". We have good neighbors across the road, and they have introduced us to many others. Most of the people here sound like they just came from Canada eh.

my wife is from Michigan and I've been calling her my little Canadian since we met! Man I'm laughing so hard I can hardly tell her and she is just looking at me like I'm an idiot... Again. They say the funniest crap up there... A root is ruut, a crayon is a cran... My wife had a cat named crayon, I swear for. 6 years I thought its name was cran, she corrected me when I called it cranberry one day!

 

[GregD]

SD, they got it to you quick. Glad to hear that

 

[GregD]

Evening all

 

[MikeDVB]

Ugghhh... I'm outnumbered by females and now I'm getting to listen to things I really didn't need nor did I want to hear...

 

[chocktaw2]

Good evening

 

[chocktaw2]

Ugghhh... I'm outnumbered by females and now I'm getting to listen to things I really didn't need nor did I want to hear...

 

[RedneckReject]

Ugghhh... I'm outnumbered by females and now I'm getting to listen to things I really didn't need nor did I want to hear...

You're married. You should be immune to it by now

 

[The Keymaster]

my wife is from Michigan and I've been calling her my little Canadian since we met! Man I'm laughing so hard I can hardly tell her and she is just looking at me like I'm an idiot... Again. They say the funniest crap up there... A root is ruut, a crayon is a cran... My wife had a cat named crayon, I swear for. 6 years I thought its name was cran, she corrected me when I called it cranberry one day!

That's hilarious! It's really to be labeled an outsider up here. Pronouncing the names of the town is half the battle. Many of them are names after native American tribes, and it's not just the correct pronunciation, its putting the emphasis on the correct syllable. They have their own language, and if you do not speak it correctly it's a dead giveaway. "You've got to be kidding me" is a phrase you have to know.

 

[Frosty]

That's hilarious! It's really to be labeled an outsider up here. Pronouncing the names of the town is half the battle. Many of them are names after native American tribes, and it's not just the correct pronunciation, its putting the emphasis on the correct syllable. They have their own language, and if you do not speak it correctly it's a dead giveaway. "You've got to be kidding me" is a phrase you have to know.

yeah, the town names are a complete foreign language to an outsider! I held the door for my wife and an elderly lady going into a gas station and the clerk (female) started being loud and obnoxious about how I was a gentleman and all this jazz. I'm just standing there like um... You people are all freaks!

 

[MikeDVB]

You're married. You should be immune to it by now

No matter what any man has ever said... There is no such thing as 'immunity'. We can ignore, we can overlook, we can choose not to record into memory - but it still registers at some point and in some way - there's no way for us to know if we need to tune it out if we don't hear it first.

 

[GregD]

CT2, evening.

 

[RedneckReject]

No matter what any man has ever said... There is no such thing as 'immunity'. We can ignore, we can overlook, we can choose not to record into memory - but it still registers at some point and in some way - there's no way for us to know if we need to tune it out if we don't hear it first.

The general rule is that if there is a group of women around you automatically tune it out.