The Official Status Update Thread: Part 89 - Planes, Trains and Automobiles

[Sylvain]

It is

But it has a volume control

Your hammer?

 

[RedneckReject]

Your hammer?

It really isn't too loud. And at least it's not annoying music like some of their toys play. It's actually a pretty cool little toy!

 

[Sylvain]

 

[RedneckReject]

I love it!

 

[Sylvain]

 

[RedneckReject]

I've never understood why it's so hard for some people to pull their pants up

 

[Sylvain]

I've never understood why it's so hard for some people to pull their pants up

Good question.Maybe in some professions it's mendatory to show your crak.

 

[RedneckReject]

So here's a fun story for you. A very dear friend of mine (who also happens to be an INGOer whose username I don't know ) is moving out of state so I went to visit him tonight for a while. He has a very nice dog. She is very loving and friendly and wanted to me pet her a lot. When I got home, one of my dogs forced my leg into non-consensual sex with him (while I was on the phone with my mother no less). It was brutal! This dog has never humped anything....ever. He's been fixed for years. He came up hehind me and I thought one of my kids had run up to hug my leg. Nope...not so. So my friend's dog must have some super doggy sexiness to make my dog go that crazy. It only lasted about 5 seconds until I realized what was happening and yelled at him but I'm still a little traumatized.

 

[Sylvain]

So here's a fun story for you. A very dear friend of mine (who also happens to be an INGOer whose username I don't know ) is moving out of state so I went to visit him tonight for a while. He has a very nice dog. She is very loving and friendly and wanted to me pet her a lot. When I got home, one of my dogs forced my leg into non-consensual sex with him (while I was on the phone with my mother no less). It was brutal! This dog has never humped anything....ever. He's been fixed for years. He came up hehind me and I thought one of my kids had run up to hug my leg. Nope...not so. So my friend's dog must have some super doggy sexiness to make my dog go that crazy. It only lasted about 5 seconds until I realized what was happening and yelled at him but I'm still a little traumatized.

That happened to me with a small dog once.

 

[RedneckReject]

He is in so much trouble. Strong legs too! That's why I thought it was one of my kids wrapping their arms around me!

 

[Sylvain]

He is in so much trouble. Strong legs too! That's why I thought it was one of my kids wrapping their arms around me!

It would have been much weirder if one of your kids did that.

 

[RedneckReject]

It would have been much weirder if one of your kids did that.

I didn't actually feel anything besides "arms" wrapping around me and pulling me. That's why I thought it was a child. Then a looked down and realized what was going on. Weird dog

 

[RedneckReject]

This beef stew I am making smells so good

 

[mbills2223]

I love beef stew

 

[mbills2223]

That reminds me, I have a joke...

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup??

 

[SaintsNSinners]

I see my Johnny Rebel.... what a cute doggy

 

[RedneckReject]

That reminds me, I have a joke...

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup??

????

 

[RedneckReject]

I see my Johnny Rebel.... what a cute doggy

He wasn't cute when he was sexually assaulting my leg!

 

[mbills2223]

That reminds me, I have a joke...

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup??

????

Any body can roast beef!

Gets me everytime.

 

[SaintsNSinners]

you shoul put up a pic of him in his harness