The Official Status Update Thread: Part 87 -RoboCop

[RobbyMaQ]

I will wait till warmer weather to learn to dive. I'm a wimp.

Congrats RnR! Time for someone to call and order 20 pizzas!

 

[jdmack79]

I will wait till warmer weather to learn to dive. I'm a wimp.

Congrats RnR! Time for someone to call and order 20 pizzas!

... divided into quarters with different toppings on each section.

 

[Rayne]

Hey Mack, I think about you everytime I have a line of cars behind my combine this fall.

 

[mbills2223]

... divided into quarters with different toppings on each section.

And ask for them to be delivered...to Anderson.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

And ask for them to be delivered...to Anderson.

And have to deliver them while driving behind a combine the whole way there....

Heya Rayne!

 

[mbills2223]

And have to deliver them while driving behind a combine the whole way there....

Heya Rayne!

for relevance and creativity.

 

[jdmack79]

Hey Mack, I think about you everytime I have a line of cars behind my combine this fall.

Someday I'm going to go off the deep end, collide with a farm implement that has no business in the center of the business district, and sue.

The day that I meltdown will be epic.

 

[jdmack79]

The day that I meltdown will be epic.

that day is also going to include some type of action against the groups of 30-40 bicyclists in spandex blocking the street.

 

[jdmack79]

The day that I meltdown will be epic.

Im enjoying this fantasy.

Id also refuse to switch to the left lane and cause a few morons who are too dumb to merge onto the interstate hit a guard rail.

I would also enjoy telling firefighters to stop causing a traffic hazard by collecting money while wandering through traffic with boots in their hands.

 

[mbills2223]

that day is also going to include some type of action against the groups of 30-40 bicyclists in spandex blocking the street.

This is my freakin....I can't even....aaaggghghhhhh

 

[mbills2223]

I see that you're a bicycle, I respect that you can use the street, but stay on the ****ing side and obey traffic signals and laws.

 

[mbills2223]

Hey, looks like ITP is an advertiser again. arty:

 

[jdmack79]

I see that you're a bicycle, I respect that you can use the street, but stay on the ****ing side and obey traffic signals and laws.

I love the fact that they constantly say that they should be treated just like cars, but then proceed to run stop signs and ignore laws. I'd also prefer if they we're considerate enough to ride in groups that are small enough to pass. When there are groups of fifty spread out over a half mile you are screwed.

 

[mbills2223]

why is : party : not an emoticon

 

[mbills2223]

I love the fact that they constantly say that they should be treated just like cars, but the proceed to run stop signs and ignore laws.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I see a bicyclist get t-boned rolling through an intersection, I'll of course call for help and even see if I can help, but in my head I'll just be thinking "Yeah...that's your fault."

 

[jdmack79]

Someone snapped.

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[RobbyMaQ]

You guys have issues...

 

[mbills2223]

Car 1, bike 0

 

[mbills2223]

You guys have issues...

I'd never snap like that guy, but I'll admit that bicyclists make me WAY more angry than they should. I do appreciate when I see a biker respecting the rules of the road and vehicles though...

 

[jdmack79]

You guys have issues...

I know.

The bikers always have street races near my house that make the roads virtually unusable for hours at a time. They spray paint orange arrows on public streets that show where to turn. I've always fantasized about spray painting my own arrows to lead them astray.