The Official Status Update Thread: Part 86 - TOP GUN

[RedneckReject]

I didn't think it was really funny.Maybe you are tired drunk.

I don't think so. I'm not really tired. Maybe I'm just weird.

 

[Sylvain]

I don't think so. I'm not really tired. Maybe I'm just weird.

Maybe.

 

[RedneckReject]

Maybe.

Ok it's officially the 7th. Where is mbills???

 

[Sylvain]

Ok it's officially the 7th. Where is mbills???

He should have been here two hours ago!
Lazy SOB!

 

[RedneckReject]

He should have been here two hours ago!
Lazy SOB!

I should message him on Facebook and yell at him

 

[Sylvain]

I should message him on Facebook and yell at him

Make sure to be mean.

 

[RedneckReject]

Make sure to be mean.

Yes! I'm really good at that!!

 

[Sylvain]

 

[RedneckReject]

So many years ago I was a member of some internet dating site. I haven't logged into it in years yet I still get emails from random people on there. Now this only confuses me because when you look at someone's profile on there you can see when was the last time they logged on. I have to wonder who looks and says to themselves "Hey this chick hasn't been online in 5 years! I'll email her!"

 

[Sylvain]

So many years ago I was a member of some internet dating site. I haven't logged into it in years yet I still get emails from random people on there. Now this only confuses me because when you look at someone's profile on there you can see when was the last time they logged on. I have to wonder who looks and says to themselves "Hey this chick hasn't been online in 5 years! I'll email her!"

Hey maybe they think you are more awesome than all the other people who logged in in the last 5 years.

 

[RedneckReject]

Hey maybe they think you are more awesome than all the other people who logged in in the last 5 years.

Well duh. I already know I'm more awesome.

I don't know it just seems weird to me. I guess I should be flattered, but I'm more creeped out than anything. Someone sure is lucky that I'm super loyal

 

[Sylvain]

Well duh. I already know I'm more awesome.

I don't know it just seems weird to me. I guess I should be flattered, but I'm more creeped out than anything. Someone sure is lucky that I'm super loyal

Depends what kind of messages you get I guess.

 

[RedneckReject]

Depends what kind of messages you get I guess.

Usually pretty vulgar ones.

 

[Sylvain]

Usually pretty vulgar ones.

Not sure how people think they will "pick up chicks" like that.

 

[RedneckReject]

Not sure how people think they will "pick up chicks" like that.

If someone is only out for a "good time" then sure. However, it's not likely you will find a meaningful relationship that way. It's possible, but not likely. Then again it sounds like these guys aren't really looking for anything meaningful

 

[RedneckReject]

Ok I did it. I turned on the furnace.

 

[Sylvain]

If someone is only out for a "good time" then sure. However, it's not likely you will find a meaningful relationship that way. It's possible, but not likely. Then again it sounds like these guys aren't really looking for anything meaningful

Still you dont have to be vulgar or rude even for a one night stand.

 

[Sylvain]

Ok I did it. I turned on the furnace.

Im about to go mow the lawn, it's sunny but cold.

 

[RedneckReject]

Im about to go mow the lawn, it's sunny but cold.

I need to mow mine this week. If it would stop raining long enough for the grass to dry anyway

 

[Sylvain]

Need more food!