The Official Status Update Thread: Part 86 - TOP GUN

[db1959]

Dang, APR's are still due tomorrow and I haven't even started. My guess is they wont be done.

 

[db1959]

Bring napalm. It's a cicada. I hate those things with a passion

Uh, yeah, last time I tried to burn a bug it didn't end well for the surrounding area. Think I'll pass on that

 

[db1959]

If memory serves me correct, there was a ball of fire, the ground shook and a melted lawn chair. Maybe a small grass fire too.

 

[db1959]

And grandma yelling at me.

 

[RedneckReject]

I have no idea where that damn bug went. Maybe it will take off flying again and catch the attention of the dog. It will then become a snack very quickly

 

[RedneckReject]

Or maybe a cat will hunt it down. I don't care I just want it dead. And I want to know how it got in

 

[Sylvain]

Two weeks. There will be a MG-42 there. We all know how much French people dislike them. Come conquer it.

I got a few burried in my yard.

 

[Sylvain]

Hey Mack, he still hasen't noticed.Told you two weeks!

 

[jdmack79]

I think you may be right.

 

[RedneckReject]

Lovely. The damn bug is inside my entertainment center. Oh please please fly so my dog can eat you

 

[chezuki]

Hi everyone!

 

[Sylvain]

Hello!

 

[hoosierdoc]

 

[RedneckReject]

Hi everyone!

 

[MCgrease08]

I just met "Kenny Bania". He's at as bar in Broad Ripple tonight. No joke.

 

[MCgrease08]

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round, the mug is round. They should call it 'Round-tine.'

 

[Sylvain]

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round, the mug is round. They should call it 'Round-tine.'

It's called Ovomaltine in Europe, so "oval" has nothing to do with the shape.It's from Latin meaning "egg".

 

[hoosierdoc]

It's called Ovomaltine in Europe, so "oval" has nothing to do with the shape.It's from Latin meaning "egg".

Knowledge is power... Power corrupts.... Get him!

 

[Sylvain]

Knowledge is power... Power corrupts.... Get him!

 

[RedneckReject]

Knowledge is power... Power corrupts.... Get him!

No need for that. He's French. He'll surrender