I hear she travels only at night stopping to pillage any place with a deep fryer
You've got her all wrong SnS. She isn't pillaging, she is "redistributing." She obviously needs to eat the lions share of the spoils if she wants to keep fighting in the same weight class, but she does give a small portion to needy children.
If I had a daughter, I would hope she looks like Rachel Jeantel.
Actually......I hope she is as big as Jeantel's breakfast.