The Official Status Update Thread - Part 8

[RelicHound]

wonder what ever happened to zebra stripe gum? I bet bazooka joe kidnapped that uber cool zebra and made him put lotion on its skin until the stripes went away.

 

[Westside]

Don't I remember something about an hour ago having to do with gentlemen and defending womens honor? WE must still be looking for the gentlemen.

I'm a work in progress what can I say. And I have met you and must say if you are in fact a girl you are one ugly girl

 

[RelicHound]

Don't I remember something about an hour ago having to do with gentlemen and defending womens honor? WE must still be looking for the gentlemen.

You sir have dishonored the honor of my honorable loved one...it would be an honor to honorably dispatch you in a honorable duel!

 

[GBuck]

Westside, how many times must I tell you, Eternal beauty is only a lightswitch away.

 

[RelicHound]

I'm a work in progress what can I say. And I have met you and must say if you are in fact a girl you are one ugly girl

ugly girls make the best fried chicken.

 

[GBuck]

You sir have dishonored the honor of my honorable loved one...it would be an honor to honorably dispatch you in a honorable duel!

I quit..

 

[RelicHound]

if your wife or girlfriend makes good fried chicken...guess what...

 

[RelicHound]

My wife makes GREAT fried chicken.....

 

[GBuck]

if your wife or girlfriend makes good fried chicken...guess what...

You will probably end up a fat person making fun of yourself?

 

[RelicHound]

and she has a large ass

 

[RelicHound]

her ass's name is donnie....he is the biggest ass Ive ever seen...he's a pack mule...get it....big ass? thank you..Ill be here all week.

 

[RelicHound]

You will probably end up a fat person making fun of yourself?

I'll never be fat! I'll always be the 240# I am rite now.

 

[RelicHound]

I'm gonna eat a burrito made from the souls of lesser beings.

 

[RelicHound]

Ill probably put cheese on it.

 

[RelicHound]

And maple syrup....I love maple syrup on my burritos.

 

[tyler34]

I'm playing dead island today, pretty sweet.

 

[RelicHound]

I'm playing dead island today, pretty sweet.

Is that code for "I'm eating kola bear stew and punching babies in the armpits today"

 

[RelicHound]

Everyone is gone..that makes me scared....I don't wanna eat my own boots!!!!

 

[RelicHound]

My foots asleep and I can't feel my liver!!!!!

 

[GBuck]

My foots asleep and I can't feel my liver!!!!!

Well, the good news is, the foot will wake up. The bad news is, Tyler stole your liver.