The Official Status Update Thread: Part 77 - Star Wars

[chocktaw2]

 

[db1959]

Please tell you me your secret. If a spider farts in the crawlspace under the other end of the house I wake up. It's terrible...

I don't know how I do it, only that I can do it.
A couple years ago I was taking a nap and a fire broke out at back. I didn't here the fire trucks or the ambulance that was sitting in the driveway, which was below my open window.

 

[db1959]

Well without the big "O" it can sometimes feel like hell

 

[Sylvain]

 

[RedneckReject]

The smell or the noise?

Both. Smells wake me up a lot too. Even minor ones. I suck at sleeping.

 

[db1959]

I've been called MUCH worse

At least he's telling the truth

And being respectful too.

 

[Sylvain]

Did you build your tactical assault golf car db?

 

[db1959]

Both. Smells wake me up a lot too. Even minor ones. I suck at sleeping.

Sleeping is the only thing I excel at. Actually I should say napping. I've got those 4 hour power naps down to a science.

 

[chocktaw2]

Bought the wife a food processor / juicer a few yrs back. She told me to to take the damn thing back to the store and get my money back.

Well, she wore it out, and I told her if she wanted another one I'd get her one. She came home with a new one today.

Go figure.

 

[chocktaw2]

Both. Smells wake me up a lot too. Even minor ones. I suck at sleeping.

You ever smell a Pug fart?

 

[chocktaw2]

Silent type, stinky.

 

[chocktaw2]

Hello frenchman

 

[db1959]

You ever smell a Pug fart?

I hear pug farts can cause drain bamage

 

[db1959]

Silent type, stinky.

the ol' silent but deadly kind. Reminds me of a friend

 

[chocktaw2]

Both. Smells wake me up a lot too. Even minor ones. I suck at sleeping.

does that to me. I excel at sleeping.

 

[Sylvain]

Hello frenchman

Hello Hoosier!

 

[chocktaw2]

I hear pug farts can cause drain bamage

Yep, and ....s with one's spelling to.

 

[chocktaw2]

Hello Hoosier!

Whats up man?

 

[RedneckReject]

You ever smell a Pug fart?

No....no I can't say I have

 

[db1959]

Yep, and ....s with one's spelling to.