Why do I still like getting pownage?
Cake is out of the oven!
What kind of cake did you make for me?
Invisible kind!
I made a chocolate kind for me though.
Ooooh I like the invisible kind. That means invisible calories!
I never think about calories when I eat a cake or anything else.
I believe it's a myth.
Cause it makes ya feel speshul
I've gotten a little less worried about it as I get older, but I still watch it. Gotta keep the man impressed
You mean he's impressed by your math skilled when you know how many calories you ate in one day?
1+1= BondJour
Dondjour.
That's a scary looking avatar you got there.
Im thinking about changing mine because im tired of people messaging me and asking me out based on my handsome physique.
You're so lucky I'm not single!
I know, I would hate to use pepper spray on you just to keep you away if you were.