The Official Status Update Thread: Part 67 - Snowpocalypse Now!

[theweakerbrother]

Forget that, jd can have my wife!

He couldn't handle her.

 

[OneBadV8]

I am not ashamed.

Not sure that's possible for you

 

[esrice]

I've always wanted to be with a woman who could cut my hair. True story

Not paying for haircuts is awesome.

But the universe is ironic because after marrying her I lost most of my hair. So now I got this wife and kids and no need for a discount on haircuts.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Forget that, jd can have my wife!

I still can't figure out why your sister and OBV8 are still pretending to be unavailable to each other. Hurry up and get them married already. I'm ordained, I can perform it.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Not paying for haircuts is awesome.

But the universe is ironic because after marrying her I lost most of my hair. So now I got this wife and kids and no need for a discount on haircuts.

That's funny.

 

[OneBadV8]

I still can't figure out why your sister and OBV8 are still pretending to be unavailable to each other. Hurry up and get them married already. I'm ordained, I can perform it.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Not paying for haircuts is awesome.

But the universe is ironic because after marrying her I lost most of my hair. So now I got this wife and kids and no need for a discount on haircuts.

I feel your pain.

Jahred always gives me a hard time for being bald so I give him a hard time for being Mexican.

 

[jd4320t]

He couldn't handle her.

Not paying for haircuts is awesome.

But the universe is ironic because after marrying her I lost most of my hair. So now I got this wife and kids and no need for a discount on haircuts.

LOL I'm sorry.

I still can't figure out why your sister and OBV8 are still pretending to be unavailable to each other. Hurry up and get them married already. I'm ordained, I can perform it.

Are you really?

 

[OneBadV8]

I feel your pain.

Jahred always gives me a hard time for being bald so I give him a hard time for being Mexican.

He does excellent landscaping though

 

[theweakerbrother]

I'm just trying to expedite your path to marital bliss and holy matrimony.

 

[esrice]

I still can't figure out why your sister and OBV8 are still pretending to be unavailable to each other. Hurry up and get them married already. I'm ordained, I can perform it.

And she lives in Indy now, about 20 minutes from V8. And she's starting school full-time and got enough grant money that she doesn't even have to work. So that's like extra time for play dates!

 

[OneBadV8]

Are you really?

Not by any legitimate source

 

[theweakerbrother]

LOL I'm sorry.



Are you really?

I have a four year degree in Biblical Studies/Theology and I am ordained.

Indiana requires neither of those for marriage but some states (Ohio) do.

 

[OneBadV8]

I'm just trying to expedite your path to marital bliss and holy matrimony.

 

[theweakerbrother]

And she lives in Indy now, about 20 minutes from V8. And she's starting school full-time and got enough grant money that she doesn't even have to work. So that's like extra time for play dates!

Let's call our wives and arrange for a triple date with OBV8 and your sister.

 

[OneBadV8]

And she lives in Indy now, about 20 minutes from V8. And she's starting school full-time and got enough grant money that she doesn't even have to work. So that's like extra time for play dates!

I don't think you're helping

 

[theweakerbrother]

I don't think you're helping

Oh, but he is.

 

[OneBadV8]

Let's call our wives and arrange for a triple date with OBV8 and your sister.

I'm busy that day

 

[jd4320t]

Let's call our wives and arrange for a triple date with OBV8 and your sister.

Can I please come too just to watch?

 

[jd4320t]

I'm busy that day