The Official Status Update Thread: Part 53 - The Man With the Golden Gun

[Shadow]

what is this Golf blasphemy---- -1 to TY

 

[Expat]

I can still hear the rain here.

 

[Shadow]

Morning expat

 

[Shadow]

Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllwooooooooooooooooo SunShine

 

[Expat]

I used to golf some... No more

 

[Shadow]

is it ain out side

 

[Expat]

Welcome back shadow, howzitgoin

 

[Shadow]

Why dont you golf anymore

 

[Tydeeh22]

what is this Golf blasphemy---- -1 to TY

-1 to shadow for not upholding the truth.. golf is the most boring thing ever. the reason people need to take a cooler full of beer + pocket full of cigars is to deal with how horrible it is to stand on a yard swinging a lightning rod around for 6 hours only to find out you are more handicapped than you thought.


hows that?

 

[db1959]

When. I was little I had a Bart Starr shirt.

I had a Don Meredith shirt

 

[Shadow]

Going good ------------------------------------------------------for now

 

[Expat]

Why dont you golf anymore

Car wreck, wrist surgery, permanent issues with it.

 

[Shadow]

-1 to shadow for not upholding the truth.. golf is the most boring thing ever. the reason people need to take a cooler full of beer + pocket full of cigars is to deal with how horrible it is to stand on a yard swinging a lightning rod around for 6 hours only to find out you are more handicapped than you thought.


hows that?

You are so wrong --damn young whipper snappers . its 4 hours and they have graphite shafts too. why do you sit around a fire and drink beer huh huh huh ------cause your bored?????????????????

 

[db1959]

-1 to shadow for not upholding the truth.. golf is the most boring thing ever. the reason people need to take a cooler full of beer + pocket full of cigars is to deal with how horrible it is to stand on a yard swinging a lightning rod around for 6 hours only to find out you are more handicapped than you thought.


hows that?

I dont drink, I dont smoke cigars, I dont splay when its lightning and If it takes you 6 hours you suck.
I wont comment on the handicap thing though

 

[Tydeeh22]

20 minutes cant go by fast enough. i gotta get home so i can drive my happy ass to the hospital.

 

[db1959]

Car wreck, wrist surgery, permanent issues with it.

That sucks. Sorry to hear that.

 

[Expat]

Wow, shadow left Ty here on his own for awhile and now he is spouting commie golf hating speech... Maybe a pod got him...

 

[Shadow]

i told you once ive told ya twice - how to keep score . Plus you can hit that lil ball so hard and send it flying down the range --------- itsssssssssssss wonderful

 

[db1959]

20 minutes cant go by fast enough. i gotta get home so i can drive my happy ass to the hospital.

Nothing serious I hope.

 

[Tydeeh22]

You are so wrong --damn young whipper snappers . its 4 hours and they have graphite shafts too. why do you sit around a fire and drink beer huh huh huh ------cause your bored?????????????????

why i sit around a fire and enjoy a drink? cus i enjoy the company of friends.

I dont drink, I dont smoke cigars, I dont splay when its lightning and If it takes you 6 hours you suck.
I wont comment on the handicap thing though

sorry sunshine. all i hear is