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    Rayne

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    I got a joke for you Ty... did you see the link IJW left this morning??? This kinda goes along with that story.

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

    'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married'

    'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

    'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own damned blanket.'

    After a moment of silence, he farted.


    The End.
     

    Tydeeh22

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    I got a joke for you Ty... did you see the link IJW left this morning??? This kinda goes along with that story.

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

    'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married'

    'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

    'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own damned blanket.'

    After a moment of silence, he farted.


    The End.
    :rofl:

    thats awful
     
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