The official Status update thread part 5

[Westside]

Looks like its gonna be a decent day!

not to shabby.

 

[Suprtek]

well then padawon you have much to learn as I write guberment docs therefore I am a doctor of BS. why use one page to explain something when you can use 100.

Much to learn huh? I have over 8K posts around here. Go do a search and compare the ratio of useful posts to B.S. posts...I dare you. Plus, if I understand correctly, you are a guberment contractor. I Sir, am an actual guberment employee!!!

 

[tyler34]

Plus, if I understand correctly, you are a guberment contractor. I Sir, am an actual guberment employee!!!

so doesn't he make the lies you tell?

 

[Suprtek]

so doesn't he make the lies you tell?

Only after we lie to him about the nature of the lies we are contracting him to create.

 

[Westside]

Only after we lie to him about the nature of the lies we a contracting him to create.

this is more true than you realize!!! No sure I guarantee that your new fangaled weapon will work every time. It didn't fail it had an anomalous operational occurrence

 

[Westside]

Much to learn huh? I have over 8K posts around here. Go do a search and compare the ratio of useful posts to B.S. posts...I dare you. Plus, if I understand correctly, you are a guberment contractor. I Sir, am an actual guberment employee!!!

post whoring is hard work isn't it.

 

[Rayne]

OH...This stuff is too good! And so true it's pitiful.

 

[HotPocket]

stop using a rotary phone and you should be good to go

I know right.

Looks like its gonna be a decent day!

 

[Suprtek]

post whoring is hard work isn't it.

Nah, I work smarter not harder. But only because I'm lazy, not because I'm smart.

 

[Westside]

Nah, I work smarter not harder. But only because I'm lazy, not because I'm smart.

I

 

[Westside]

learned

 

[Westside]

yesterday

 

[Westside]

if you only put one word in each post your count skyrockets.

 

[Suprtek]

BTW, I thought I'd bring your kegger's big brother along today.

 

[Suprtek]

I just heard a cicada outside. I think its the first one I've heard this year.

 

[Suprtek]

Man, I'm full. 3 pancakes, 2 eggs, 6 pieces of thick sliced bacon, and 3 cups of coffee will do that to ya.

 

[HotPocket]

BTW, I thought I'd bring your kegger's big brother along today.

I loves shot guns

 

[Suprtek]

Speaking of that. Ima get off my butt and get ready.

 

[Suprtek]

Legs won't cooperate...

 

[Suprtek]

Move legs move..