The official Status update thread part 5

[Kick]

POWNAGE IS MINE!!!!

 

[magic man]

You should, are you trying to get a lifetime or just a regular?

Lifetime fo sho!

 

[Kick]

Lifetime fo sho!

Sweet!

I'm STILL trying to talk my wife into getting hers!

 

[HandK]

POWNAGE IS MINE!!!!

 

[Kick]

DAMMIT


We need to establish a limit on the usage of that photo per day. That's the third page it's popped up on TODAY. I'm a young man but, I don't know how much more my heart can take

 

[UncleMike]

DAMMIT


We need to establish a limit on the usage of that photo per day. That's the third page it's popped up on TODAY. I'm a young man but, I don't know how much more my heart can take

Just be glad you weren't there when the pic was taken.
I'll bet there was a distinctive "perfume" that drew the flies in to feed.

 

[HandK]

DAMMIT


We need to establish a limit on the usage of that photo per day. That's the third page it's popped up on TODAY. I'm a young man but, I don't know how much more my heart can take

I dare ya not to think of that when the wife wants to get frisky with ya!!

 

[Kick]

Just be glad you weren't there when the pic was taken.
I'll bet there was a distinctive "perfume" that drew the flies in to feed.

Yeah, that's for sure.... It's one of those pics that just makes me feel like I'm there every time I see it... It's like I can smell the "perfume", hear the flies buzzing, and feel the heat....

It's kind of like looking at a photo of a decomposed body shortly after you had your first real ripe one that marinated for a few weeks in the summer heat....

I must have had some type of traumatic childhood experience involving swampass

 

[HandK]

Yeah, that's for sure.... It's one of those pics that just makes me feel like I'm there every time I see it... It's like I can smell the "perfume", hear the flies buzzing, and feel the heat....

It's kind of like looking at a photo of a decomposed body shortly after you had your first real ripe one that marinated for a few weeks in the summer heat....

I must have had some type of traumatic childhood experience involving swampass

Some things can not be unseen!!

 

[Kick]

I dare ya not to think of that when the wife wants to get frisky with ya!!

No one said anything about frisky. She is pregnant and crabby! She will probably come in and tell me about all of the stuff that was on sale but, she only bought X,Y, and Z. Then she will start talking about something else, I will stop listening, then she will start yelling.... Then there will be some sort of schedule conflict with my court and her work... It's kind of like the daily routine around here

 

[HandK]

Pownage!!

 

[Kick]

See that, just talkin bout it got me all distracted!!!

 

[tyler34]

kurtis you want breakfast saturday?

 

[HandK]

No one said anything about frisky. She is pregnant and crabby! She will probably come in and tell me about all of the stuff that was on sale but, she only bought X,Y, and Z. Then she will start talking about something else, I will stop listening, then she will start yelling.... Then there will be some sort of schedule conflict with my court and her work... It's kind of like the daily routine around here

You just described the last 37 years of my married life!!

 

[Kick]

Pownage!!

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[Kick]

You just described the last 37 years of my married life!!

I don't know how you do it sir. I will have only been married for 4 in August. It prolly doesn't help that her genetics assure that she stays pregnant....

....now if I could only get the genetics to work with me and get her in the kitchen to make me a sammich....

 

[HandK]

You just described the last 37 years of my married life!!

But it was worth it I got this!!

 

[UncleMike]

I don't know how you do it sir. I will have only been married for 4 in August. It prolly doesn't help that her genetics assure that she stays pregnant....

....now if I could only get the genetics to work with me and get her in the kitchen to make me a sammich....

If you're gonna keep her PG, you'd better learn to make your own sammich.

 

[Kick]

But it was worth it I got this!!

I will so trade you my Explorer for that any day of the week!


Come on, it's a fair enough trade. Right?

 

[HandK]

You see H&K's are so great it does not matter what way you put the bullets in it will still work!!