The official Status update thread part 5

[UncleMike]

ill never forget that one

It might be better if you did.
Sounds like something out of "The Shining".

 

[MrsGungho]

Let it wait a couple'a hours, it's to hot!

yes it was

way too hot

no it wasn't. I trimmed with the weed eater then mowed around 7pm. I still have some weed eating to do. I didn't do it last week and it really got ahead of me.

 

[rmabrey]

It might be better if you did.
Sounds like something out of "The Shining".

best part is she went to jail for wrecking her moped into a parked car just 10 feet from a bar that refused to serve her

 

[Expat]

I wish I could have some goats keep my lawn mowed...

 

[UncleMike]

best part is she went to jail for wrecking her moped into a parked car just 10 feet from a bar that refused to serve her

Wow!
First she wrecks her moped, then you spurn her advances.
She's on a losing streak now!!

 

[HandK]

My first ever patient attempted to grab my penis repeatedly with her bloody hands today

I'm sorry but your going to have to keep your sex life outta your job!! The two never mix well!!

 

[magic man]

My first ever patient attempted to grab my penis repeatedly with her bloody hands today

way too hot

That's just nasty Chuck.

 

[HandK]

best part is she went to jail for wrecking her moped into a parked car just 10 feet from a bar that refused to serve her

Wow!
First she wrecks her moped, then you spurn her advances.
She's on a losing streak now!!

Well at least your not kicking the walkers out from under them any more!! Right? your not doing that any more?? There are easier ways of getting a date!! Just sayin!!

 

[rmabrey]

Well at least your not kicking the walkers out from under them any more!! Right? your not doing that any more?? There are easier ways of getting a date!! Just sayin!!

I love nurses

 

[HandK]

Did she think she needed Mouth to Junk resuscitation!! I'm sorry! I can't stop!!

 

[magic man]

Did she think she needed Mouth to Junk resuscitation!! I'm sorry! I can't stop!!

 

[UncleMike]

Well at least your not kicking the walkers out from under them any more!! Right? your not doing that any more?? There are easier ways of getting a date!! Just sayin!!

It makes em stop.

 

[HandK]

I love nursing

Umm I'm speachless!

 

[sadclownwp]

I did it. 80 pounds of gross fat have been lost since January 1st 2011. I'm so happy.

 

[UncleMike]

I did it. 80 pounds of gross fat have been lost since January 1st 2011. I'm so happy.

Just don't celebrate with a double hot fudge sundae.

 

[magic man]

Congrats sadclownwp!

 

[Benny]

I did it. 80 pounds of gross fat have been lost since January 1st 2011. I'm so happy.

80 lbs in 7 months? That's crazy...Congrats!

Is that even healthy to lose that much that quick?

 

[danielocean03]

I did it. 80 pounds of gross fat have been lost since January 1st 2011. I'm so happy.

Congrats man, hats off to you! I know that's no easy undertaking.

 

[sadclownwp]

80 lbs in 7 months? That's crazy...Congrats!

Is that even healthy to lose that much that quick?

the real question my friend is, was it healthy to not loose that much that quick. But I feel great, I got some skin that is kinda hanging off, that that will fix itself in a few weeks.

 

[rmabrey]

80 lbs in 7 months? That's crazy...Congrats!

Is that even healthy to lose that much that quick?

Not really, but there are exceptions to every rule