The Official Status Update Thread: Part 42 - GoldenEye

[HandK]

It's not Iowa, but I swear I almost rolled my truck last year going through a construction zone after picking up a Hershey load in Ogden, UT(I think, wherever the Hershey plant is)

They had a sign,trucks stay in right lane. Okay, I stayed in ther right lane. There was an enormous bump in the road and I looked in the mirror and the top of the trailer was rocking back and forth.

I hate it when that happens!! Glad you made it! I almost had a 40 foot dry Van trailer blow over on me once!! Not fun!

 

[GBuck]

Dude this place is crawling with kids. Stuck up kids.

And wedding guests. Some crazy uncle already spilled beer in the lobby.

Any availability? I'll be there in 20. Im getting trashed with the uncle.

 

[HandK]

Pownage!! Half to TVbunchofnumbers!!

 

[GBuck]

Dude this place is crawling with kids. Stuck up kids.

And wedding guests. Some crazy uncle already spilled beer in the lobby.

I assume you're mad because he wasted beer, not because he spilled in the lobby?

 

[Suprtek]

Doesn't every wedding have a crazy drunk uncle?

 

[Sylvain]

It is 78 degrees....inside my house.

It's cool and almost chilly inside my house, but im not allowed to say it.

I just put a hoodie on.

 

[GBuck]

I've been the drunk uncle before.

 

[Suprtek]

When it gets over 100 degrees I'm happy if my AC can keep my house below 80. The only time it ever shuts of when its this hot is usually between 2 and 7am.

 

[tv1217]

I hate it when that happens!! Glad you made it! I almost had a 40 foot dry Van trailer blow over on me once!! Not fun!

53' Reefer, scary as hell.

 

[Suprtek]

I've been the drunk uncle before.

Hmmm, come to think of it, I think I'm in that club too... When's the next meeting?

 

[esrice]

I assume you're mad because he wasted beer, not because he spilled in the lobby?

No, because I had to clean it up. "Sorry", he said.

The parents of these kids are the "entitled" type. "Get me this" and "Get me that". Blah blah blah. Most of them look at me stupid when I tell them we DON'T have a pool.

ITS A FREAKIN' EXTENDED STAY PROPERTY YOU MORONS!! WHY DID YOU BOOK HERE IF YOU WANTED A POOL?!?

 

[tv1217]

Having a fan blowing on you helps a lot.

 

[Suprtek]

Having a fan blowing on you helps a lot.

I don't have fans, I have hecklers. They never seem to want to get that friendly.

 

[jd4320t]

 

[Suprtek]

No, because I had to clean it up. "Sorry", he said.

The parents of these kids are the "entitled" type. "Get me this" and "Get me that". Blah blah blah. Most of them look at me stupid when I tell them we DON'T have a pool.

ITS A FREAKIN' EXTENDED STAY PROPERTY YOU MORONS!! WHY DID YOU BOOK HERE IF YOU WANTED A POOL?!?

It would be so funny if you could put a little kiddie pool out back with signs directing people to the pool and see what happens.

I know you can't do that though.

 

[Suprtek]

I knew somebody would get it!

 

[GBuck]

It would be so funny if you could put a little kiddie pool out back with signs directing people to the pool and see what happens.

I know you should do that!

Oh yeah, FTFY.

 

[SEIndSAM]

No, because I had to clean it up. "Sorry", he said.

The parents of these kids are the "entitled" type. "Get me this" and "Get me that". Blah blah blah. Most of them look at me stupid when I tell them we DON'T have a pool.

ITS A FREAKIN' EXTENDED STAY PROPERTY YOU MORONS!! WHY DID YOU BOOK HERE IF YOU WANTED A POOL?!?

Hand them a pair of bolt cutters and directions to the hotel down the street with a pool. Cut a hole in the fence and they are good to go.

 

[GBuck]

Any time someone gives me too much crap about it I direct them to the retention pond out front. You can use the snakes as floaties!

 

[GBuck]

I think I'm going to sleep in te bathroom tonight. It's only about 65 in here.