The official Status update thread part 4

[HotPocket]

 

[Cru]

Wait till they're in high school doing algebra. I ended up going out and buying the "teacher version" of their book so I could at least make sure they ended up with the right answers. I did actually manage to relearn some of it though. Guess what? I still hate it.

I'll just google it

The best strategy is have a Math Teacher for a wife or good friend.

 

[Suprtek]

The best strategy is have a Math Teacher for a wife or good friend.

Guess I didn't think of that when I went to the "wife warehouse" 20-some years ago!

 

[Que]

YAY!!!!! It's not raining & we're home. So Daddy can fix my car

I told you not to let Dave drive it! What did he do to it?

 

[OneBadV8]

Guess I didn't think of that when I went to the "wife warehouse" 20-some years ago!

You didn't??

 

[DaKruiser]

I told you not to let Dave drive it! What did he do to it?

I wanted to see how fast it would go! you know the autobahn and all that is in Germany so I figured it would be fast!

 

[OneBadV8]

I wanted to see how fast it would go! you know the autobahn and all that is in Germany so I figured it would be fast!

But hows' it handle off-road?

 

[DaKruiser]

Just messin, it threw the alternator belt Monday morning on the way to work. With a weak battery it flooded and had a hard time restarting. It's good now though!

 

[HotPocket]

I told you not to let Dave drive it! What did he do to it?

He fixed it, that's all that matters

 

[DaKruiser]

But hows' it handle off-road?

I think it could keep up with the rhino! I need another driver, I don't want her to see it!

 

[theweakerbrother]

Step one: go to Target in your lunch break. Step two: find beer section. Step three: find seasonal Sam Adams 12 pack and buy them at 5 dollars a piece. Step four: march the cashier wrinkle her nose at your taste in beer because she drinks the "good stuff"... You know, Boosh Lyre.

 

[HotPocket]

But hows' it handle off-road?

I think it could keep up with the rhino! I need another driver, I don't want her to see it!

I'm driven!! I need to practice my right turn donuts

 

[magic man]

Sleeping til 1pm = win.





What's up p-dubs?

 

[OneBadV8]

Step one: go to Target in your lunch break. Step two: find beer section. Step three: find seasonal Sam Adams 12 pack and buy them at 5 dollars a piece. Step four: march the cashier wrinkle her nose at your taste in beer because she drinks the "good stuff"... You know, Boosh Lyre.

Oh?

 

[Suprtek]

So if I accurately completed a course of fire at FNS with nothing but a pile of tomahawks, would I be considered a badass or just crazy? I don't think I'd want to mess with the guy that could do that.

 

[magic man]

So if I accurately completed a course of fire at FNS with nothing but a pile of tomahawks, would I be considered a badass or just crazy? I don't think I'd want to mess with the guy that could do that.

I vote badass.

 

[OneBadV8]

I think you need more Tomahawks

 

[Cru]

So if I accurately completed a course of fire at FNS with nothing but a pile of tomahawks, would I be considered a badass or just crazy? I don't think I'd want to mess with the guy that could do that.

You’d need at least 18 tomahawks...

 

[Suprtek]

I think you need more Tomahawks

You’d need at least 18 tomahawks...

I'll just use this kind of tomahawk. I'll only need one...

 

[Cru]

I'll just use this kind of tomahawk. I'll only need one...

Tried to rep. Gotta spread it around.

Getting ready to leave to make sure I get to MCFG early enough. Hope to see everyone there.