The official Status update thread part 4

[tv1217]

Cougar hunting is fun

 

[tv1217]

We're talking about the two legged variety, right?



RIGHT?!

 

[magic man]

We're talking about the two legged variety, right?



RIGHT?!

That's what I wanted pics of.

 

[Rookie]

You're welcome.

 

[magic man]

I'm not gonna quote it because I don't want to see it again, but I should neg rep you for that.

 

[tv1217]

Looking for cougars, not grizzly bears

 

[Rookie]

You never know. SOMEBODY loves her.

 

[Rookie]

Better?

 

[magic man]

Better?

Much!

 

[tv1217]

[STRIKE]Not a cougar[/STRIKE], but I'll take it



I take that back, she's 5 years older than me. I guess that qualifies.

 

[Rookie]

You're welcome.

Don't forget.
SOMEBODY loves her.

 

[magic man]

Don't forget.
SOMEBODY loves her.

I hate you.

 

[Rookie]

My job is done.

 

[magic man]

My job is done.

I'm sure you hear that from Leah a lot.

 

[Benny]

Better?

Airbrushing + not showing anything below her assets does wonders for a photo.

It actually disturbs me that not only do I know who that person is for the sole reason she leaked out her own sex tape, but I also know she gets the fat dimples(i.e. cottage cheese) in her ass and thighs smoothed out on a regular basis.

Can anyone tell me why I live with a female again?









Oh yeah...Boobs.

 

[Rookie]

I don't even know who she is. Found it on photobucket.

 

[Rookie]

Benny, how many rep points do you have?

 

[magic man]

I don't even know who she is. Found it on photobucket.

Kim Kardashian.

 

[BumpShadow]

You people disgust me.

 

[Rookie]

Three hours into my shift and I haven't walked into the building. It's really nice when things run properly. If I'm not working, it's actually a good thing for the company.

I hate my job.