The official Status update thread part 4

[RelicHound]

My bad...I seriously don't try to look this good.

 

[rmabrey]

Jamming out to Bob Seger's against the wind.Editing photo shoot pics from Friday and treating myself to a bottle of Brown County Wine

Thats so gay

 

[rmabrey]

I found whiskey in my emergency stash. This counts as an emergency

 

[RelicHound]

I found whiskey in my emergency stash. This counts as an emergency

You should chop up and snort a whole bottle of asprin with it. might as well..you gol damn alcoholic.

 

[Mr.Lubie]

Thats so gay

She says otherwise..Pretty bad ass for 8th grade dance pictures.Seen my SR1911 and wanted pics with it

 

[Benny]

I found whiskey in my emergency stash. This counts as an emergency

I bought a bottle of gin, a bottle of vermouth and a jar of olives last week and I have yet to open them...Kara told me I'm not allowed to sleep in our bed after drinking Martinis. Apparently my snoring sounds like I'm "sawing logs" and I can't be woken up if I'm taking over my share of the bed(usually around 30% despite the fact that I'm ~13 inches taller and ~140 lbs heavier).

 

[rmabrey]

She says otherwise..Pretty bad ass for 8th grade dance pictures.Seen my SR1911 and wanted pics with it

8th grade? Shes at least 30




Im gonna have to start carding

 

[rmabrey]

You should chop up and snort a whole bottle of asprin with it. might as well..you gol damn alcoholic.

I worked 70 hour work weeks all semester, and thats not counting the time i spent studying. Ill drink all I want to you richard

 

[RelicHound]

I worked 70 hour work weeks all semester, and thats not counting the time i spent studying. Ill drink all I want to you richard

Thats no excuse..I work 60-70hrs per week and have for almost 10 years and I dont drink. but you can drink all you want..I dont care..its none of my business anyway..but if you pass out Im going to come over and **** on you while you're out.

 

[Benny]

Well, INGO just contracted the 2:00 AIDS, so I'm out.

 

[rmabrey]

Thats no excuse..I work 60-70hrs per week and have for almost 10 years and I dont drink. but you can drink all you want..I dont care..its none of my business anyway..but if you pass out Im going to come over and **** on you while you're out.

What on earth would make you think coming to the residence of someone on a gun forum uninvited was a good idea

 

[Mr.Lubie]

What on earth would make you think coming to the residence of someone on a gun forum uninvited was a good idea

He's got ya there

 

[RelicHound]

What on earth would make you think coming to the residence of someone on a gun forum uninvited was a good idea

You'll be passed out and Im quick like a midget ninja.

 

[RelicHound]

plus...Im a better shot..even when your sober.

 

[rmabrey]

You'll be passed out and Im quick like a midget ninja.

my dog will wake me before you ever get the door open.

 

[rmabrey]

plus...Im a better shot..even when your sober.

im not a clay pigeon

 

[RelicHound]

my dog will wake me before you ever get the door open.

Dogs love me..Im like the friggin dog whisperer...Ill have him helping me **** on you.

 

[RelicHound]

im not a clay pigeon

close in size.

 

[RelicHound]

besides...I dont even know where you live...Id end up pissing on some complete stranger...which wouldnt be to bad I guess...Id still get the lulz.

 

[rmabrey]

besides...I dont even know where you live...Id end up pissing on some complete stranger...which wouldnt be to bad I guess...Id still get the lulz.