The official status update thread part 3

[Kick]

POWNAGE!

 

[RelicHound]

you have airsoft guns...and herpes.

 

[Kick]

you have airsoft guns...and herpes.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! The herp is a secret.... I'm trying to write a song about it for the wife.... Everything is easier to hear when it's put to music

 

[RelicHound]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! The herp is a secret.... I'm trying to write a song about it for the wife.... Everything is easier to hear when it's put to music

 

[Kick]

It goes like this:

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a fiery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I'm a dirty cheatin liar
I went down,down,down
and so did she.
And it burns,burns,burns
when I pee
when I pee.

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for her like a child
oh, but the herp ran wild..

I fell in to a burning ring of herp.​

 

[Kick]

Sorry Johnny. It had to be done

 

[HotPocket]

 

[RelicHound]

It goes like this:

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a fiery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I'm a dirty cheatin liar
I went down,down,down
and so did she.
And it burns,burns,burns
when I pee
when I pee.

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for her like a child
oh, but the herp ran wild..

I fell in to a burning ring of herp.​

oh, i got sores in lo-o-o-ow places,
where the urine burns and the famvir chases
those sores away
and i'll be okay

cuz i don't like those a v s's
so i'll just have to co-onfess
that i've got sores in low places

 

[Kick]

oh, i got sores in lo-o-o-ow places,
where the urine burns and the famvir chases
those sores away
and i'll be okay

cuz i don't like those a v s's
so i'll just have to co-onfess
that i've got sores in low places

You make that up or get that version from somewhere?

 

[Kick]

And the thread is dead....

 

[Kick]

Everytime I have time to PW....

 

[Kick]

The thread goes and dies....

 

[Kick]

How is a PW supposed to PW when there is no one to PW with?

 

[Kick]

I guess that this works, but it is not very fun....

 

[Kick]

Oh well, at least I got a pownage out of this...

 

[OneBadV8]

 

[Ironjaw's-wife]

let the chaos begin, the kids r home from school

 

[Benny]

I have tears in my eyes from catching up on the Good-Bye thread.

That was a solid 10 minutes of laughter.

 

[HotPocket]

let the chaos begin, the kids r home from school

Lucky you

 

[magic man]

Just for the record, button down shirts and ties suck. On that note, I'm off to work. See you guys around 9.