The Official Status Update Thread: Part 28

[! twitty]

Nice! Whats your average?

178

 

[db1959]

I'm going to murder someone tonight. I just thought I'd let you all know.

Is a guest is being an ass?

 

[Westside]

Is a guest is being an ass?

or boss by any chance?

 

[HotPocket]

or boss by any chance?

 

[db1959]

178

When I stopped bowling mine was 171. I was far from consistant though. I'd roll 240 followed by a 120 then 170.

 

[GBuck]

Is a guest is being an ass?

Not an ass. Just STUPID. She has been down here AT LEAST 10 times asking me to show her how her cell phone works. I want to say, "Mam, do I look like I'm from Virgin Mobile tech support? No? Then why the (Expletive) do you keep coming down here?! Not my job. Once or twice was fine. Now you're taking advantage of my kindness and generosity. Welcome to the 21st century, now get the (Expletive) out of my face."

But of course I don't, because I'm pretty good with customer service.

or boss by any chance?

No, he's playing hooky.

 

[Westside]

good night INGO

 

[GBuck]

good night INGO

What's so good about it?

 

[db1959]

Not an ass. Just STUPID. She has been down here AT LEAST 10 times asking me to show her how her cell phone works. I want to say, "Mam, do I look like I'm from Virgin Mobile tech support? No? Then why the (Expletive) do you keep coming down here?! Not my job. Once or twice was fine. Now you're taking advantage of my kindness and generosity. Welcome to the 21st century, now get the (Expletive) out of my face."

But of course I don't, because I'm pretty good with customer service.


No, he's playing hooky.

She's hitting on you.

 

[db1959]

Night Westside

1. This forum requires that you wait 15 seconds between posts. Please try again in 2 seconds. I never thought I'd see that.

 

[GBuck]

She's hitting on you.

I know she hasn't changed clothes since Sunday, and she smells like she hasn't showered either. She's also easily double my age plus 10 years.

 

[db1959]

I know she hasn't changed clothes since Sunday, and she smells like she hasn't showered either. She's also easily double my age plus 10 years.

Those are the ones that hit on me. Glad I'm not there and I'm glad I quit drinking.

 

[GBuck]

Those are the ones that hit on me. Glad I'm not there and I'm glad I quit drinking.

I'd rather not get hit on ever again in my life than to even think she was trying to hit on me.

 

[db1959]

I know she hasn't changed clothes since Sunday, and she smells like she hasn't showered either. She's also easily double my age plus 10 years.

Oh man am I slipping. I should have said "She wants you to show her how the shower works."

 

[GBuck]

Oh man am I slipping. I should have said "She wants you to show her how the shower works."

I'd turn on the hose out front.

 

[db1959]

Tell her the pool is nice this time of night.

 

[db1959]

I hate to abandon you but it's time for bed. Hope your night improves, Greg.

 

[GBuck]

We don't have a pool.

 

[GBuck]

Great.. Now I'm all alone.

 

[GBuck]

Boobies. Milkduds. Pie.



Anyone?