The official status update thread part 2

[ironjaw]

pwnage

 

[ljadayton]

I wish I could work out a deal like that at my work!!!

me too....doesn't happen anymore...oh and I was on the clock while I was getting his food too!

 

[Rookie]

was it in black and white or chiseled into the wall somewhere?

I think it was a Shakespeare production

 

[OAK]

Hey IJ hows it going?

 

[UncleMike]

was it in black and white or chiseled into the wall somewhere?

It was in color.
But it was a long time before you were hatched.

 

[Suprtek]

This might turn out to be one of those "I guess you had to be there" moments, but I'm gonna try to tell this story anyway.

I was working on a copier this afternoon and had parts of the machine spread out on a table. A woman walks in the room, looks at the gutted machine, looks at the parts on the table, then looks at me. The discussion went something like this:

Woman: Can I make a copy?

Me: Sorry, the machine will be down the rest of the day.

Woman: Oh,...So how long is it gonna take?

Me: Uh, the machine will be down the rest of the day.

Woman: (Looking confused) So when should I come back? I need to copy this.

Me: That would be tomorrow, the machine will be down the rest of the day.

Woman: (Now getting agitated) So I can't make copies today at all?

Me: (While making ridiculously fake "sign language" motions with my hands) ...THE......MACHINE.....WILL...BE....DOWN...THE....REST....OF....THE...DAY!

Woman: (Condescending tone) I just asked a simple question! (Then storms out of the room)



FTR, I was not being a smartass to a customer. This woman and I both have the same employer. So I was being a smartass to a coworker.

This concludes today's story.

 

[Suprtek]

Yeah.
But.
Name the movie in which those two lines were first heard.

Umm, NO! You're not the bossa me!

 

[ironjaw]

Hey IJ hows it going?

pretty good how u been? would of said hi earlier,but I didn't want to interrupt the conver. between you and LJA......she gets kinda cranky when you interrupt her.

 

[UncleMike]

Umm, NO! You're not the bossa me!

Translation: "I don't know the answer Mike."

 

[ironjaw]

This might turn out to be one of those "I guess you had to be there" moments, but I'm gonna try to tell this story anyway.

I was working on a copier this afternoon and had parts of the machine spread out on a table. A woman walks in the room, looks at the gutted machine, looks at the parts on the table, then looks at me. The discussion went something like this:

Woman: Can I make a copy?

Me: Sorry, the machine will be down the rest of the day.

Woman: Oh,...So how long is it gonna take?

Me: Uh, the machine will be down the rest of the day.

Woman: (Looking confused) So when should I come back? I need to copy this.

Me: That would be tomorrow, the machine will be down the rest of the day.

Woman: (Now getting agitated) So I can't make copies today at all?

Me: (While making ridiculously fake "sign language" motions with my hands) ...THE......MACHINE.....WILL...BE....DOWN...THE....REST....OF....THE...DAY!

Woman: (Condescending tone) I just asked a simple question! (Then storms out of the room)



FTR, I was not being a smartass to a customer. This woman and I both have the same employer. So I was being a smartass to a coworker.

This concludes today's story.

college educated donkey!

 

[ironjaw]

Translation: "I don't know the answer Mike."

I didn't know you knew how to speak jackass!!

 

[HandK]

Dang it !!! I left a Pownage wide open!!

 

[OAK]

pretty good how u been? would of said hi earlier,but I didn't want to interrupt the conver. between you and LJA......she gets kinda cranky when you interrupt her.

going well!!! Got myself a long weekend

 

[HandK]

Dang it!! Two in a roll, IJW was suppose to take of you for me!! I gave her a badge!!

 

[ironjaw]

going well!!! Got myself a long weekend

always enjoyed it when they would try to mandatory me for OT on my friday....happened a few times till I started splitting the 3rd shift with someone on 2nds..

 

[ironjaw]

Dang it!! Two in a roll, IJW was suppose to take of you for me!! I gave her a badge!!

I gave her something better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HandK]

I gave her something better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey!! Hey! Hey!!! thats cheating!!!!! Dangit!!!

 

[OAK]

always enjoyed it when they would try to mandatory me for OT on my friday....happened a few times till I started splitting the 3rd shift with someone on 2nds..

I had a long night last night we went on lock down and had 3 cell extractions... kinda sore today!

 

[Ironjaw's-wife]

I gave her something better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Suprtek]

Oh that's cold.