The Official Status Update Thread - Part 178: Cicada Boogaloo

[Expat]

Allo Sylvain

 

[Expat]

Hello Sarge and Greg.

 

[GregD]

Beef ravioli here.

That doesn't sound bad.

 

[Expat]

Must be Italian night

 

[GregD]

Hi Expat, I spent the afternoon looking for the ark.

 

[Sylvain]

That doesn't sound bad.

With extra beef!

 

[Expat]

Hi Expat, I spent the afternoon looking for the ark.

We got about a half inch this morning, nothing since.

 

[GregD]

With extra beef!

That would make it a lot better.

 

[SSGSAD]

Hello, Expat .....

 

[Sylvain]

Hi Expat, I spent the afternoon looking for the ark.

The ark of the covenant???

Have you found it? It might take more than one afternoon.
I'm still looking for the Holy Grail.

 

[Expat]

The ark of the covenant???

Have you found it? It might take more than one afternoon.
I'm still looking for the Holy Grail.

Both are probably in a government warehouse somewhere.

 

[Sylvain]

That would make it a lot better.

I add 5 oz of ground beef to the ravioli and cook it mixed with the ravioli sauce.

 

[GregD]

The ark of the covenant???

Have you found it? It might take more than one afternoon.
I'm still looking for the Holy Grail.

Noah's ark

 

[churchmouse]

Noah's ark

I was online looking for a kit. Rain has slowed/stopped here at least for now.

 

[Sylvain]

Both are probably in a government warehouse somewhere.

I watched documentaries on both and apparently they are most likely to be hidden in France if they exist.

Some medieval castles and churches have been rumored to have been built to protect them.

 

[Sylvain]

Noah's ark

Well you will need a trailer when you find it.

I rather find the Holy Grail as it will fit in a glovebox.

 

[Expat]

I watched documentaries on both and apparently they are most likely to be hidden in France if they exist.

Some medieval castles and churches have been rumored to have been built to protect them.

Hoarders.

 

[mom45]

As long as you are bringing a box up to the door, why not bring the rest of the mail with you... dick move.

Did you end up with my mail carrier???

My son mailed me some drawings about 3 weeks ago. They came back to him yesterday but the post office in Serbia couldn't tell him why they were returned so he resent them....he was sure our carrier had lost them when I never got them.

 

[churchmouse]

I haven't had WC in years. We don't have one around here.

Bu-em Frozen at Sams Club. 18 cheeseburgers in a box frozen solid.

60 seconds in the micro for a 2 pack and bingo....instant crave relief.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Frozen White Castles for lunch.

Let the gastric disruptions begin.

Those are yucky when fresh, can't imagine a frozen one