I was scrambling a couple of eggs a little bit ago. One slipped out of my hand, and I pinned it between the cabinets and my stomach. I really should have just let it hit the floor.
Quick reflexes.
Quick reflexes, but stupid move. Now I've got egg all down the front of the cabinets, the floor, and of course, me.
Throw the shirt in the dryer on high. When the egg is done scrape it off with your teeth. Might need a little salt.
The dog should take care of the floor and cabinets. Problem solved.
I'll be back, I've got to go buy a dog.
They don't have any either. I'm not gonna have to buy a new house now am I?Just borrow the neighbors' dog.
They don't have any either. I'm not gonna have to buy a new house now am I?
You should either go fishing or shooting. Hopefully, by the time you get back, the wife will have the kitchen all cleaned up.
Hi Sam
Is the meatball sub spicy?