The Official Status Update Thread: Part 155 - Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[SEIndSAM]

I'm covering for the scheduler who took today off...I hate scheduling.

I'm stuck in here all day, so no dirt looking.

Boooooo. It's a pretty day outside today, too bad your stuck in the office

 

[jagee]

Boooooo. It's a pretty day outside today, too bad your stuck in the office

Yeah, I can see it out my window. (I don't really have a window, but where I sit I can see down the hall and out the window)

 

[jagee]

My window:

 

[GregD]

Nice window Jagee.

 

[jagee]

Thanks. I intentionally set up my desk so I can see out the window. When the movers brought my desk in they had me facing the wall. That changed right away.

 

[SEIndSAM]

My window:

That's a long enough hallway that you should set up a target and a .22 bullet trap....Target shooting from your desk..

 

[jagee]

That's a long enough hallway that you should set up a target and a .22 bullet trap....Target shooting from your desk..

They wont let us hang a calendar on the wall because calendars aren't in a frame. Everything must be framed if it's on the wall.

I HIGHLY doubt .22 shooting would be acceptable.

 

[SEIndSAM]

They wont let us hang a calendar on the wall because calendars aren't in a frame. Everything must be framed if it's on the wall.

I HIGHLY doubt .22 shooting would be acceptable.

Can't even hang a calendar?? That's bogus...

 

[GregD]

They wont let us hang a calendar on the wall because calendars aren't in a frame. Everything must be framed if it's on the wall.

I HIGHLY doubt .22 shooting would be acceptable.

Sure it would, just put a frame around the trap.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Sure it would, just put a frame around the trap.

BINGO!!!!

 

[jagee]

Can't even hang a calendar?? That's bogus...

Yep. A coworker has one up, das Fuhrer came around and said his diploma and stuff looked nice then turned around and saw the calendar...said it was ugly.

A different boss told me "I'll use my clock as an example, I'm not going to hang my clock. I have a clock on my phone, and on my computer...I don't need to look at the wall to see what time it is."

 

[jagee]

Sure it would, just put a frame around the trap.

You're a thinkin man!

 

[GregD]

You're a thinkin man!

You just need to think outside of the box.

 

[SEIndSAM]

I need to start thinking about lunch...

Nothing in the house, so I will need to go to Kroger and get something..

 

[chezuki]

I'm covering for the scheduler who took today off...I hate scheduling.

I'm stuck in here all day, so no dirt looking.

I feel bad for you not being able to chase your dirt-looking passion... I'll try to text you dirt pics through the day to get you through.

 

[jagee]

I feel bad for you not being able to chase your dirt-looking passion... I'll try to text you dirt pics through the day to get you through.

sunshine sent me this one yesterday:

 

[jagee]

This guy is very demanding, demanding that we be demanding.

View Profile: openwell - INGunOwners

 

[jagee]

Lol

Was driving on 56th street when I missed a large pothole. Right in the middle of it was a very big roll of duct tape. Leaving to believe Lawrence must have a guy fixing the potholes.

 

[GregD]

 

[SEIndSAM]