The Official Status Update Thread: Part 154 - Check It Out

[chezuki]

Not me, I was kicked off the list.

I know. I has a sad for you.

If you want to send me a picture of your hand, I'll photoshop it so you too can pretend to have a lower.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Waiting to see if theyre gonna dope me up somemore and send me home, or if Im getting admitted.
Still waiting on them to come in and tell me what tha cat-scan pics told them

 

[jagee]

I has 2 sads. 1 for BA and 1 for SAM

 

[Birds Away]

Waiting to see if theyre gonna dope me up somemore and send me home, or if Im getting admitted.
Still waiting on them to come in and tell me what tha cat-scan pics told them

Ain't it great when they play "I've got a secret"?

 

[Birds Away]

I has 2 sads. 1 for BA and 1 for SAM

Don't. Mine was self-inflicted. I have no one to blame but the ugly, old guy in the mirror.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Yeah it is
Thinking I need a nap

 

[jagee]

Don't. Mine was self-inflicted. I have no one to blame but the ugly, old guy in the mirror.

But I wanted to publicly humiliate and shame the people who were on the naughty list and didn't follow the rules.

I feel bad if it's [STRIKE]one[/STRIKE] two of my friends.

 

[451_Detonics]

Yeah it is
Thinking I need a nap

naps are good...

 

[jagee]

Work gets in the way of napping

 

[Birds Away]

I have plans for a post-work nap.

 

[Birds Away]

But I wanted to publicly humiliate and shame the people who were on the naughty list and didn't follow the rules.

I feel bad if it's [STRIKE]one[/STRIKE] two of my friends.

Feel free to shame me. I deserve it.

 

[jagee]

I have plans for a post-work nap.

I will be post-work drinking on the company dime...and eating overpriced Italian food.

 

[chezuki]

Don't. Mine was self-inflicted. I have no one to blame but the ugly, old guy in the mirror.

No!! You'll never get anywhere with that attitude! You need to blame someone, ANYONE but yourself. You should demand you be compensated lavishly for your hardship. Start a crowd funding page, something! You cannot simply accept things as they are!! This is 2016, make a scene!!

#didntgetalowerlivesmatter

 

[Birds Away]

******* Chez ****** me out of my lower.

 

[Birds Away]

Is that better?

 

[jagee]

Is that better?

Yes

 

[chezuki]

******* Chez ****** me out of my lower.

That's the spirit!! Now PM Fenway and VUPD and let them know where they can stick that "return to sender" bull****!! You're an upstanding member of this forum, a site supporter, and an all around hell of a guy... Goddamit, the rules shouldn't apply to you. You're a downright special and unique snowflake and you DESERVE better... Nay, you're ENTITLED TO BETTER treatment than this petty bull****!! Get mad, get loud, and be heard!! You ARE somebody around here!!

 

[451_Detonics]

I didn't get a lower either...I feel it is a micro aggression and need a safe space, I am sure it was discrimination against chubby white guys born on March 10th

 

[451_Detonics]

I didn't even get a participation trophy...

 

[Birds Away]

That's the spirit!! Now PM Fenway and VUPD and let them know where they can stick that "return to sender" bull****!! You're an upstanding member of this forum, a site supporter, and an all around hell of a guy... Goddamit, the rules shouldn't apply to you. You're a downright special and unique snowflake and you DESERVE better... Nay, you're ENTITLED TO BETTER treatment than this petty bull****!! Get mad, get loud, and be heard!! You ARE somebody around here!!

I got a little tired reading that. I really need a nap now.