The Official Status Update Thread: Part 116 - Internet. Friend or Foe?

[mbills2223]

12945

 

[Trigger Time]

I hit my limits on some bs pretty fast. Were all cool with each other in here but you got one guy that always wants to hear himself talk. I remember being that age and I knew it all too. Hell I'm still a smart ass and have a lot to learn. But don't **** in my cereal and tell me it's soy milk. I know my milks.

 

[mbills2223]

Where be the shadow

 

[mbills2223]

I hit my limits on some bs pretty fast. Were all cool with each other in here but you got one guy that always wants to hear himself talk. I remember being that age and I knew it all too. Hell I'm still a smart ass and have a lot to learn. But don't **** in my cereal and tell me it's soy milk. I know my milks.

Lmao

 

[mbills2223]

I wanna try boob milk

 

[Sylvain]

I'm quite skilled for balisong flipping.I scared a guy once who wanted to fight me.
I fliiped my knife and after gave it to him since he was unarmed.He told me I was crazy and gave me back my knife and left.

 

[mbills2223]

Well I guess all milk is boob milk

 

[Trigger Time]

It was just a little cut as I got the blade a bit too close to his finger, not a stab.

I think it was with a balisong.

sylvain if you ever get your bum over here we are gonna hook you up with so much cool **** just to see you smile like a retard getting a enema.
we feel sorry for you. So just occasionally bite your ear and drool and we will give you free ****.

 

[Sylvain]

I want freedom fries now

I was offered freedom fries in Chicago.

 

[mbills2223]

**** I'm tired

 

[mbills2223]

sylvain if you ever get your bum over here we are gonna hook you up with so much cool **** just to see you smile like a retard getting a enema.
we feel sorry for you. So just occasionally bite your ear and drool and we will give you free ****.

You got me ****ing rolling lol

I was offered freedom fries in Chicago.

Merica! Did the TSA offer you those? Hah

 

[mbills2223]

Won't make it to 13k tonight

 

[Sylvain]

sylvain if you ever get your bum over here we are gonna hook you up with so much cool **** just to see you smile like a retard getting a enema.
we feel sorry for you. So just occasionally bite your ear and drool and we will give you free ****.

LOL

 

[mbills2223]

Unless

 

[mbills2223]

Damn 15 second rule

 

[mbills2223]

Post?

 

[Sylvain]

You got me ****ing rolling lol



Merica! Did the TSA offer you those? Hah

No it was during a previous trip.I didn't get to deal with the TSA during my last trip.
I was escorted straight to the plane like a VIP.

 

[mbills2223]

I hate wet farts

 

[mbills2223]

No it was during a previous trip.I didn't get to deal with the TSA during my last trip.
I was escorted straight to the plane like a VIP.

Yeah the ATF jet

 

[Trigger Time]

Well I guess all milk is boob milk

You haven't lived until you've had cat milk on tap. It's a delecasy because you have to hold this tiny nipple in your teeth while a pissed off cat is clawing your face off. It's a very invigorating and unique experience. No one will **** with a person who's wearing a milked up cat on their face like a ski mask