The Official Status Update Thread: Part 116 - Internet. Friend or Foe?

[db1959]

All I have this morning is a bad attitude.

My attitude is neutral now but I'm sure that will change

 

[nakinate]

I want to thank nate for volunteering to come up and work on my car today. I appreciate that.

If I wasn't working today I totally would. It's gotta be warmer where you are. The closer I can get to the sun the better.

 

[Crbn79]

So, I have decided I'm not going to our friend's funeral. I'm not much a funeral type, and I don't know her family and *Fake* friends. I'll just let my wife go with the kids. It will give me a couple days of bachelor time.

I told my wife about the different area code rule. She reminded me that it worked both ways and she was going to her home town....

 

[db1959]

Fat Tuesday.

 

[Birds Away]

Last night, I completely forgot to eat one of the lemon cupcakes my mom made for me.

 

[Crbn79]

All I have this morning is a bad attitude.

:tiptoesaway:

 

[db1959]

If I wasn't working today I totally would. It's gotta be warmer where you are. The closer I can get to the sun the better.

The warmer part isn't true. Its ****ing cold here.

 

[Crbn79]

Last night, I completely forgot to eat one of the lemon cupcakes my mom made for me.

I hate it when that happens. So, you are telling me there is an unguarded lemon cupcake somewhere? I'm a fat guy who loves lemon cakes FYI.

 

[Birds Away]

So, I have decided I'm not going to our friend's funeral. I'm not much a funeral type, and I don't know her family and *Fake* friends. I'll just let my wife go with the kids. It will give me a couple days of bachelor time.

I told my wife about the different area code rule. She reminded me that it worked both ways and she was going to her home town....

Probably should have thought that one through a little more.

 

[nakinate]

So, I have decided I'm not going to our friend's funeral. I'm not much a funeral type, and I don't know her family and *Fake* friends. I'll just let my wife go with the kids. It will give me a couple days of bachelor time.

I told my wife about the different area code rule. She reminded me that it worked both ways and she was going to her home town....

That sounds like a bad rule. But you do your marriage however you want...

 

[nakinate]

Fat Tuesday.

Are you calling me fat?

 

[Birds Away]

I hate it when that happens. So, you are telling me there is an unguarded lemon cupcake somewhere? I'm a fat guy who loves lemon cakes FYI.

Actually, there are six or eight, something like that.

 

[Crbn79]

The warmer part isn't true. Its ****ing cold here.

Cold as a set pair of golf balls in a glacier here. I let my wife drive my truck to work this morning. She wakes me up to tell me it won't start. WTFrench toast, you need to borrow my car and complain that it won't do what you want it to.... Ungrateful people, I'll tell you... So I gave in, dug out the extension cord and plugged up the charger. Fired up strong after 5 mins.

 

[Crbn79]

Actually, there are six or eight, something like that.

I'll need a 6 digit grid cordinate, my hunger will lead me from there!

 

[Crbn79]

That sounds like a bad rule. But you do your marriage however you want...

I agree. I'm a one lady kinda guy. We just joke around with each other. If we were going to go astray it would have been while I was overseas and poontang was tossed at me like crazy. Now I'm fat and would rather chase lemon cake than tang!

 

[db1959]

Are you calling me fat?

Is your name Tuesday?

 

[Birds Away]

I just remembered that I left my new 26 round magazine on the kitchen table this morning. I meant to put it in the range bag and op test it after work. Crap!

 

[Birds Away]

I'll need a 6 digit grid cordinate, my hunger will lead me from there!

I'm kinda counting on them being there tonight so........SQUIRREL!!!!

 

[db1959]

I just remembered that I left my new 26 round magazine on the kitchen table this morning. I meant to put it in the range bag and op test it after work. Crap!

First the lemon bars, now the mag, what next?

 

[Birds Away]

Cold as a set pair of golf balls in a glacier here. I let my wife drive my truck to work this morning. She wakes me up to tell me it won't start. WTFrench toast, you need to borrow my car and complain that it won't do what you want it to.... Ungrateful people, I'll tell you... So I gave in, dug out the extension cord and plugged up the charger. Fired up strong after 5 mins.

It's as cold as my exes' heart out.