The Official Status Update Thread: Part 115 - SNOWMAGGEDON (The White Death)

[chocktaw2]

Aunt Bea was do for another anal bleaching. Her butts is so bleached Floyd the barber could sterilize his combs in it!!

Speaking of Floyd, I should have taken you by my barber shop while we were in Mayberry. She's 31, and really stacked. .44 magnum's. Num. num.

 

[churchmouse]

Speaking of Floyd, I should have taken you by my barber shop while we were in Mayberry. She's 31, and really stacked. .44 magnum's. Num. num.

Nah....he barely made it out of town with his pants on as it was....

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I just think he sympathizes with them. I lived near Chicago all my life. I've read things he wrote about our country, our service members and our forefathers. He believes as his father did that we are occupiers. That we gained our strength and wealth from stealing it from other countries. His main goal is to give it back. And that's what he's been doing for the past 7 years. Giving it back!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Speaking of Floyd, I should have taken you by my barber shop while we were in Mayberry. She's 31, and really stacked. .44 magnum's. Num. num.

Does she take debit cards?

 

[chocktaw2]

Someone is funding that outfit.

CIA. It has happened before. Hello CM

 

[mom45]

Nate...this was just posted on the NWI Roads page on FB

"80/94W is a parking lot starting at hwy 65 towards Chicago"

 

[mbills2223]

No....stay up there. We all need to be shouting this at the top of our lungs. He is a traitor.

Someone is funding that outfit.

Yup. Gotta be

I knew who they were. The same guys we kept chasing back across the Syrian boarder while I was in Iraq. They are Sunni, remnants of the Baathe party in Iraq. When they rolled into Iraq a lot of the Sunnis in the Iraqi Army joined up with them.

This was, of course, unreported or under reported here at home. Typical

CIA. It has happened before. Hello CM

Sad but true...

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I'd say hey, behead this guy (handing over the bamster), fine, but that's as far as you're getting. Win win.

 

[churchmouse]

CIA. It has happened before. Hello CM

 

[Crbn79]

CIA. It has happened before. Hello CM

Yes, we armed them to fight against Assad knowing full well who they were. Then we armed more of the "rebels" to fight them, knowing they full well they were Al Qaeda. Then as often happens, Al Q and Daesh stopped fighting each other and shared the weapons.

 

[Crbn79]

I'd say hey, behead this guy (handing over the bamster), fine, but that's as far as you're getting. Win win.

I take it you forgot who'd be President next? We'd have to deal with all that old lady molesting even more.

 

[mbills2223]

Yes, we armed them to fight against Assad knowing full well who they were. Then we armed more of the "rebels" to fight them, knowing they full well they were Al Qaeda. Then as often happens, Al Q and Daesh stopped fighting each other and shared the weapons.

Unfortunately, I think we've reached the point of no return... if ya catch my drift

 

[red_zr24x4]

For you Mayberry folks- NSFW language -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spIhx5m8CPk

 

[mbills2223]

For you Mayberry folks- NSFW language -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spIhx5m8CPk

lmao

 

[nakinate]

Nate...this was just posted on the NWI Roads page on FB

"80/94W is a parking lot starting at hwy 65 towards Chicago"

Yay, looks like US 30 isn't much better. We'll just deal with it I guess. Thanks for the update.

 

[mom45]

Yay, looks like US 30 isn't much better. We'll just deal with it I guess. Thanks for the update.

I just saw someone else post that they heard 3 to 5 inches. I just looked out the window and it is snowing like crazy here again. It wasn't just a few minutes ago. I have to go to town again this evening.

 

[nakinate]

Yeah, we're taking US 30 into IL. 80/94 is not happening.

 

[Sylvain]

 

[churchmouse]

 

[nakinate]

Looks like we'll be driving pretty close to where you are Mom.