Pantless salute
Yesterday I stopped at a convenience store in the middle of nowhere. Across the street was a business with a sign that said Paintless Hail Repair.
But there was a power pole in front of the sign and at first glance I thought it said "Pantless Hail Repair". The pole covered the "I" in paintless.
I thought, man I have been spending too much time on INGO...