The Official Status Update Thread: Part 111 - Ingoluminati

[KJQ6945]

First week of proper use of comas is almost over. I have withdraw symptoms. But I am holding up well. I must get the monkey off my back!! It's for the KIDS!

Howdy ya little midget wrangler************,

 

[Trigger Time]

umm, no not all

but there are a few I would love to see like that

I wanna send you a stripper gram at work soooo bad

 

[SEIndSAM]

I just wrap one thing like I have Lou geihrigs disease and my wife never asks me to wrap anything else

Young mans speaks with wisdom beyond his years..... Very well Grasshopper....

 

[KJQ6945]

I just wrap one thing like I have Lou geihrigs disease and my wife never asks me to wrap anything else

Your wife can't cook, and mine can't wrap. I do it for the kids!

 

[MrsGungho]

I just wrap one thing like I have Lou geihrigs disease and my wife never asks me to wrap anything else

can't even get my hubby to shop with me, forget wrapping

You need to wear this shirt.

Eby-Brown delivery guy, yes

I wanna send you a stripper gram at work soooo bad

you wanna see my fired!!

 

[KJQ6945]

I wanna send you a stripper gram at work soooo bad

Well, I told the wife I quit dancing, but since it's for a good cause.

 

[MrsGungho]

Well, I told the wife I quit dancing, but since it's for a good cause.

omg

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Your wife can't cook, and mine can't wrap. I do it for the kids!

Please tell me you cover every square inch with packing tape.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Howdy ya little midget wrangler************,

Evening Bunch of ****ing #'s! How's your night going?

 

[jdmack79]

First week of proper use of comas is almost over. I have withdraw symptoms. But I am holding up well. I must get the monkey off my back!! It's for the KIDS!

I'm sure you'll survive.

 

[MrsGungho]

so the hubby just sent me this picture. I swear, this kid can tame a shrew. Both cats will lay in his arms on their back without any complaints.

 

[KJQ6945]

Evening Bunch of ****ing #'s! How's your night going?

Not good...... Gman doesn't think I can wrap, and MrsG doesn't think I can dance.

Tell them, I got some wicked rapping and dancing skills!

 

[mom45]

so the hubby just sent me this picture. I swear, this kid can tame a shrew. Both cats will lay in his arms on their back without any complaints.

I don't have many that will do that. Leroy will but he just loves to be held and doesn't care how you hold him.

 

[mom45]

Not good...... Gman doesn't think I can wrap, and MrsG doesn't think I can dance.

Tell them, I got some wicked rapping and dancing skills!

We are a talented family. They have no idea.

 

[jdmack79]

There was an ugly Christmas sweater contest today at school. My Christmas yeti sweater and illuminated bow tie may have won!

 

[mom45]

There was an ugly Christmas sweater contest today at school. My Christmas yeti sweater and illuminated bow tie may have won!

The tie is definitely a nice touch! My niece said they are doing ugly sweaters and jeans all week where she teaches.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Not good...... Gman doesn't think I can wrap, and MrsG doesn't think I can dance.

Tell them, I got some wicked rapping and dancing skills!

I never said you couldn't wrap...I like to mess with people and wrap packages entirely in packing tape.

 

[KJQ6945]

There was an ugly Christmas sweater contest today at school. My Christmas yeti sweater and illuminated bow tie may have won!

SHELDON!

 

[Trigger Time]

Well, I told the wife I quit dancing, but since it's for a good cause.

BahahahahA!!!!
(insert techno music)
sylvain stop taking your clothes off this is KJQ's gig

 

[jdmack79]

SHELDON!