The Official Status Update Thread: Part 105 - Sin City

[RedneckReject]

Just leave the key under the mat.

Nope. It's in the mailbox

 

[Birds Away]

Nope. It's in the mailbox

Quick, make some bacon cookies so I have something to steal.

 

[RedneckReject]

I saw what you horses have to go through on the animal planet network and let me just say if someone was elbow deep in my ass I'd need a drink too!

I wish it was that simple. Some jackass managed to flip his car right outside my back door tonight. I don't know if there was alcohol involved or falling asleep at the wheel or texting while driving or what but it was insane. I didn't see anything but I heard it (had the back door propped open). It sounded pretty brutal

 

[Birds Away]

See, I would put the butt plug in the mailbox and then take a picture of his face when he pulls it out instead of the key.

 

[RedneckReject]

Quick, make some bacon cookies so I have something to steal.

Feel free to attempt to break in. Good luck getting past the dogs

 

[Trigger Time]

Nope. It's in the mailbox

Bahahahaha!

 

[Birds Away]

I wish it was that simple. Some jackass managed to flip his car right outside my back door tonight. I don't know if there was alcohol involved or falling asleep at the wheel or texting while driving or what but it was insane. I didn't see anything but I heard it (had the back door propped open). It sounded pretty brutal

Yikes, was everybody okay?

 

[Birds Away]

Feel free to attempt to break in. Good luck getting past the dogs

I would bribe the dogs. I would gladly trade a couple of pork chops for some bacon cookies.

 

[Trigger Time]

I wish it was that simple. Some jackass managed to flip his car right outside my back door tonight. I don't know if there was alcohol involved or falling asleep at the wheel or texting while driving or what but it was insane. I didn't see anything but I heard it (had the back door propped open). It sounded pretty brutal

Looks brutal too! Did he smell of alcohol?

 

[RedneckReject]

Yikes, was everybody okay?

Only one person in the car. He ended up in the passenger seat. He apparently lost control for whatever reason and hit the culvert at the back of my store. He was awake but very disoriented. There was a fire somewhere in the engine bay but with the help of my crew and one of my fire extinguishers we put it out. I had the door open for dough prepping purposes since my freezer is actually outside the store. When I first heard it I thought something was collapsing...the roof next door or something. It wasn't just one crash. It seemed to last forever. I hope he'll be ok but damn.

Oh and there are random pieces of his car EVERYWHERE back there

 

[RedneckReject]

Looks brutal too! Did he smell of alcohol?

No but the smell of the airbags deploying was overpowering everything. He very well could have been drunk. I have no idea.

If he WAS drunk that makes me feel a little better about the fact that I drink all pathetically on my couch. At least like this won't happen to me!

 

[Birds Away]

Only one person in the car. He ended up in the passenger seat. He apparently lost control for whatever reason and hit the culvert at the back of my store. He was awake but very disoriented. There was a fire somewhere in the engine bay but with the help of my crew and one of my fire extinguishers we put it out. I had the door open for dough prepping purposes since my freezer is actually outside the store. When I first heard it I thought something was collapsing...the roof next door or something. It wasn't just one crash. It seemed to last forever. I hope he'll be ok but damn.

Oh and there are random pieces of his car EVERYWHERE back there

You should have left him SD1's number. He's going to need an anal bleaching.

 

[RedneckReject]

You should have left him SD1's number. He's going to need an anal bleaching.

He needs something that's for sure!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Ok last smoke and then bed....maybe....I think

 

[Birds Away]

Nope, thirty minutes until shower time. You must stay up and keep me amused.

 

[RedneckReject]

Nope, thirty minutes until shower time. You must stay up and keep me amused.

With what? My disgusting intoxication? Yeah....I drank like a quarter of what I normally do (did) and I am more than good

 

[Birds Away]

Well, it was worth a try.

 

[RedneckReject]

Well, it was worth a try.

Can't blame a guy for trying

Anyway, off to bed. Have a good one!

 

[Birds Away]

Have a good sleepy time. Talk to ya later.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]