The Official Status Update Thread - Part 104: Shaun of the Dead

[churchmouse]

Priceless.

And we often wonder why the Mods are loosing their hair.

 

[db1959]

Too bad we demolished the chicken coop. I always told hubby he could have a girlfriend as long as she likes to clean and was willing to sleep in the coop. I guess she would have to sleep in the wood shed or brooder coop now or with the cats in the garage.



Where were you earlier? Those might have gone well with my fishnet stockings I was told to buy.

I have no idea where I was or what I was doing. That's my story....

 

[churchmouse]

I was wondering who I loaned that out to, guess I can stop asking CM for it back!!

Well, If this stuff I have ain't yours then, well, uh, I'll get back to you on this.

 

[db1959]

Priceless.

And we often wonder why the Mods are loosing their hair.

It's because of this thread. We are all angels in here. ****ing angels I tell you!

 

[chezuki]

FML. My relief just texted me that she's "running late"... That makes the past 5 days that I haven't been relieved on time...

 

[mom45]

Priceless.

And we often wonder why the Mods are loosing their hair.

They should wear hats. It wouldn't be as noticeable.

Hi Jagee!!

 

[jagee]

FML. My relief just texted me that she's "running late"... That makes the past 5 days that I haven't been relieved on time...

If you don't relieve yourself often enough you could get a UTI or something, you better keep an eye on that.

 

[mom45]

I have no idea where I was or what I was doing. That's my story....

I'm not buying this one.

 

[db1959]

I was wondering who I loaned that out to, guess I can stop asking CM for it back!!

Remember you also insisted I take the jar of frozen yogurt and can of sardines. I still haven't figured out what I am supposed to do with those.

 

[chezuki]

Her reply.

 

[jagee]

They should wear hats. It wouldn't be as noticeable.

Hi Jagee!!

Hi mom

 

[mom45]

Her reply.

Can I have her number? I need to tell her the rest of the rules about where she can sleep.

 

[db1959]

If you don't relieve yourself often enough you could get a UTI or something, you better keep an eye on that.

I think I just figured out what the yogurt and sardines are for....

 

[mom45]

Hi mom

How is the dirt today?

 

[db1959]

I'm not buying this one.

I was doing my nails?

 

[churchmouse]

Her reply.

Thats priceless..........................

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

FML. My relief just texted me that she's "running late"... That makes the past 5 days that I haven't been relieved on time...

I'm in my mid 50's, my prostate is the size of a softball. I haven been able to "relieve" on time for 2 years! Ohhhhhh , I see! Never mind.

 

[jagee]

How is the dirt today?

Makes me nervous. My name is now on a report for something that involves safety and if I classified the soil wrong and they bench the excavation wrong and it collapses I'm involved

 

[mom45]

I was doing my nails?

 

[mom45]

Makes me nervous. My name is now on a report for something that involves safety and if I classified the soil wrong and they bench the excavation wrong and it collapses I'm involved

Just blame it on the dirt. Dirt is very shifty you know.