The Official Status Update Thread - Part 104: Shaun of the Dead

[RedneckReject]

Do tell. I love to hear about other people's stupid . Sometimes it makes me feel better about the things i do.

Nothing major. I bought yet another corset. My other half is passed out so he has no idea. And I don't plan on telling him until it arrives

 

[Birds Away]

That's not stupid. Not even close. That is necessary. Must keep stoking the fire.

 

[RedneckReject]

That's not stupid. Not even close. That is necessary. Must keep stoking the fire.

Very true but I have a flippin' drawer full of them. And of course I saw another one that I just had to have. Now I get to wait like 2 weeks for it to get here

 

[Birds Away]

I suppose pictures are out of the question?

 

[RedneckReject]

I suppose pictures are out of the question?

I can send you a pic of it, but it won't be very interesting with it just sitting on my bed with nothing in it

 

[Birds Away]

Thanks anyway. Was just kidding. I have no interest in another man's woman. Especially one young enough to be my daughter.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Happy Monday. ... .

 

[Birds Away]

Morning Gman. Nothing very happy about it, though.

 

[RedneckReject]

Thanks anyway. Was just kidding. I have no interest in another man's woman. Especially one young enough to be my daughter.

I know. If I truly thought you did I probably just wouldn't talk to you. Trying to mess with someone else's woman (or man) is about as low as you can go

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Morning Gman. Nothing very happy about it, though.

Mornin' BA. Haven't had yet, forgot purple.

 

[Birds Away]

I know. If I truly thought you did I probably just wouldn't talk to you. Trying to mess with someone else's woman (or man) is about as low as you can go

Unfortunately, I have been on the other side of that. It kinda sucks. In the long run though it is good. Let's you know to move on. Then you realize at a certain point there is nothing left to move on to.

 

[Birds Away]

Mornin' BA. Haven't had yet, forgot purple.

I'm just being a grumpy old bastard this morning. Nothing new.

 

[RedneckReject]

I really don't want to go in to work later. I should call in with some crazy excuse that will make them not even want to question it. Like my chlamydia is acting up or I'm farting blood or something

 

[Birds Away]

I really don't want to go in to work later. I should call in with some crazy excuse that will make them not even want to question it. Like my chlamydia is acting up or I'm farting blood or something

That should do it.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

I'm just being a grumpy old bastard this morning. Nothing new.

Go ahead on, I'm a grumpy creaking bastard this morning.

 

[RedneckReject]

That should do it.

Maybe I should say both

 

[Birds Away]

Wow, that would be a bad case.

 

[RedneckReject]

Yes but no one would question it

 

[Birds Away]

I certainly wouldn't.

 

[RedneckReject]

I rest my case. But no I won't call in. It's Monday. If I don't do the payroll and the weekly inventory tomorrow it won't get done. And then there will be hell to pay